Bun length chili dog suprise

A scat fetish manuever in which one partner falls asleep facing down, and the other partner lays a long "log" down the ass crack between the two "buns". So awaken to a big "SUPRISE!" (a.k.a. Bun length)

Side note: Top it off with your parnters favorite condiments for added flare!
WOW! I awoke to find my girlfriend left me a "bun length chili dog suprise" Boy do I love her!!!
by Lokiikol May 31, 2010
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Something to say when a lab notebook is due soon and u have no time to do it.
AAAAAAAh my labnotebook is due and its 1:04 Holy mother fuckin shit kabobs on a bun!
by chandler December 01, 2002
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A crass pickup line, typically directed at girls with the name Bridget (for the "Bridge" effect), but can apply to any girl (or guy if that's your bag). Means "I'd like to spread your buttcheeks apart and stick my male sex organ in your anus."
Man: What's your name, cutie?
Woman: Bridget.
Man: Oh yeah? I'd like to bridge your buns right open.
*Man gets a drink in the face and a hard kick in the crotch*

Meaghan's a waffle crapper, I'd bridge her buns right open.
by Primo Jonez August 27, 2007
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Phrase meaning "I'll have the fish"
Flight Attendant: What can I get for you, sir?

Man: I can dig some grease while chompin' on some buns and draggin' through the garden.

Flight Attendant: I'm sorry, we're all out of fish...
by jDogg April 18, 2005
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Panera buns

When you order food at any Panera Bread, but the child molester-looking staff solicit you sexually.
"Bro, my Panera buns are the envy of everyone in a ten mile radius. And this scares me."
by Squatacles March 16, 2020
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Annett's Bun

A bun that, no matter how much you try, always turns out messy, or not looking like a bun at all.
"Wow, you have Annett's Bun don't you?"
by kuromut March 24, 2017
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