bumper bowling

The act of driving a motor vehicle down the interstate while tired or intoxicated and "bumping" back and forth between the rumble strips when you pass out. Just like in bumper bowling, the ball reaches it's final goal, but not without some assistance from going in the gutter.

"Man I was way to tired to be driving last night. I was bumper bowling all the way home."

by Meaty Pablo December 15, 2007

Bumping Swamps

The lesbian act of touching and rubbing each other's vaginas together. Usually not applied to attractive, porn-star quality lesbians, but rather the hefty, hairy, road-scarred bull-dykes. Also known as "Scissoring".

Hey Kurt, I'll bet that before those two gals brushed each other's mullets, they spent the morning bumping swamps.

by Jones Jones February 27, 2008

bumpkin man

A bumpkin boy that has recently had sexual relations with a women, for the first time.

Bumpkin Boy had sex with a women?!
Well congratulations Bumpkin Man!

by SteezusClaus April 18, 2008

Bummy

NY corner store drink

Tropical fantasy

"yo let me get 50,im about to go get a bummy"
"yooo you got a bumming?! Illllllll"

by Minrr December 14, 2015

bump me

an invitation for someone to give you a fistbump in the dick

"hey! wanna bump me, bro?"
"sure bro. you're my world."

by deathtime May 1, 2020

carpet bumper

When two lesbians rub their pelvic bones against each other as bumper cars.

Those two chicks were carpet bumpers all night long because neither one of them had a dick!

by Chthonic December 16, 2006

bump up

when partying, after the effects of your first dose of "whatever" are beginning to diminish, the attempt to maintain one's high by inhaling more substance(s).

Hey, I ain't tryin to go down just yet, lemme bump up a little.

by brooklyn516 September 19, 2004