brain twins

Two people who are extremely close friends to the point that they love the same things, can easily complete each others sentences or talk simultaneously, and always know what the other person is thinking or would say in a situation. They get along perfectly and hardly ever fight. Other friends are jealous of their closeness and they are thought of as inseparable - you never see one without the other. Usually brain twins are two girls or a girl and a gay boy.

John, the popular jock, had finally gotten the nerve to ask Anna to the dance. She was, as usual, walking with her friends Allie, Cameron, and Zeke. When John approached them, he was happy how excited Anna looked to have been asked by him. But Zeke, because they were brain twins, knew only by looking at her that she would much rather have gone with anyone else, though John, Allie, and Cameron had been fooled.

by Phinny Fanny Phoo October 5, 2007

brain

Word used by fat, stupid, lazy males to refer to oral sex. Since these men are not accustomed to using their brains and are entirely unfamiliar with this organ, they move this function to other parts of their body. This not only kills the reliance on the brain, but allows the man to continue killing this organ with beer, fatty foods and a lazy attitude.

"Good thing all this beer, burgers and sitting around all day watching football isn't harming my brain, since brain means blowjob!"

by osibisa November 21, 2007

brain ninja

someone who has the ability to get into your head and fuck with your mind.

Jess: We were having a fight bout (something stupid that was Jess' fault) but i totally turned it around and made him feel bad bout it.
Ashlee: wow, you're such a brain ninja jess!

by inimitable07 April 4, 2009

mush brain

Decreased brain function, including (but not limited to) slower reflexes, confusion, and a lower IQ. This condition is observed:

1. In workers who spend greater than 8 hours a day and/or greater than 30 hours a week on excel

2. In North American citizens (particularly men) on the Monday after the Super Bowl

3. In athletes who have experienced many concussions

The professional hockey player was forced to end his career early due to mush brain after having numerous severe

by Mush Brain Patrol March 14, 2012

Soft Brain

Polite way to call a person retarded

hes a democrat. must be a soft brain

by PresidentElectDickPenis January 6, 2021

brain fry

when you're brain overheats from being stuck in one problem for too long, preventing thinking and awareness of you're envirnment

my brain fry! go away, before I... um..... eh.... GO AWAY!!!

by Spaz De Kat March 19, 2009

Brain Spurs

brain spurs. noun. a medical term referring to fatty growths in the cerebral cortex causing difficulty speaking, limited vocabulary, lying, laziness caused by being born rich

Trump got a deferment from Vietnam due to his Brain Spurs.

by Sal'tripin November 11, 2017