Bored texting

Like its brother 'drunk texting', bored texting is the acting of texting someone in an usual manner when bored.

Bored Guy: *bored texting someone* Hey, are you a HFF?
Someone: *resonds* WTF?
Bored Guy: *giggles to himself* He's so a High Functioning Fuckard

by Macky_g June 4, 2014

borderpuffs

When Chicken Puffs were served for lunch to a person who just woke from a "drunk passout".

While eating the Chicken Puffs the drunk notices that a puzzle on the table has a complete border.

LOOK AT THESE BORDERPUFFS!

by sillychrisisms March 12, 2015

Bordinary

Adj. Something so ordinary, it's boring.

I can't date him. His face is so bordinary.

by 5abees April 14, 2015

border flu

Obsessed with Mexican girls. Like jungle fever, but for mexicans

Yo, I went to Miami and all them Latinas is all I could think of, I swear I got border flu now!

by The New Truth September 15, 2015

bordockishstoo

bordockishstoo is when a guy puts his dick into another persons ear

Two bros were hanging out and were having a nice bordockishstoo

by daeerblan November 15, 2016

Borders

A term used to describe snowborders. you say "borders" because they are borderline retarded

Fucking borders are destroying the good powder

by misterp_1000 March 28, 2017

Bordel

noun, French and Russian (бордель), masculine

1- Place where gentlemen can acquire the services of women of ill reputation, eg. your mom.
2- (Figurative) Filthy, inextricable mess.
3- (Interjection) Expresses intense feelings, most often anger and exasperation, sometimes surprise and/or contentment, or even whispered while slowly realizing that something just went terribly wrong.

"Mais c'est pas fini ce bordel ?" - Won't you turn it the fuck down ?
"Oh bordel." - A few frenchmen last words

by LordFriteuse June 9, 2017