calm your boner

when a dude is way to excited to do something to a point where its gay.

x: DUDE i cant wait for the sleep over tonight..... were gonna watch some porn!

y: Calm your boner!

by cogan dexler January 18, 2011

false alarm boner

false alarm boner, or FAB, is when someone says or acts seductively, then quickly ends it or sends bad signals

Person 1: Read this status: This sex, is sex, how sex, you sex, keep sex, a sex, dumb sex, ass sex, busy sex, for sex, 20 seconds. Read this again but don't say sex. ;)

Person 2: aw man i seriously had a false alarm boner going for a second

Woman 1: would you like to give my pussy a bath?

Guy 1: oh man, i would love to!

Woman 1: ok good, my cat is very dirty

Guy 1: oh man what a hard false alarm boner

by asssburgers February 19, 2011

popped a boner

Getting an erection

Dude I saw her at the beach and I popped a boner.

by Salvation_Ghost April 19, 2014

Being a boner

Marked by being lame, not wanting to go out, not drink, exc;

You’re being a boner rn. Dude, your friend suckkkkks, she being a real boner and stopped drinking an hour ago wth.

by Hswag23 December 26, 2018

boner jam

an exceptional scene culled from a pornographic film; the penultimate segment of a pornographic work

popularized by the film 'the 40-year old virgin' in which he is given a tape of sacred porno moments called "boner jams '03".

the second scene of jenna jameson's last film is all boner jam.

by phishy1 August 23, 2006

geek boner

Getting excited over something video game, electronic, comic, or movie related.

Dude was playing Metal Gear Solid 4 and I picked up a p90 with 999 ammo in it. I got the biggest geek boner ever.

by Mikey Olivera June 15, 2008

All these racks give me a boner

When all the cash/money gives you a hardon

All these racks give me a boner I'm too hard!

by niggasamuel March 10, 2019