Blumpkin Beer

The mixture of pumpkin ale and chocolate porter or stout beers into one pint.

Hipsters don’t drink Black and Tan, they drink Blumpkin Beer!

by Big D Nick October 14, 2022

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blumpkin fairy

a fairy that only comes around when u are getting maximum pleasure from getting a blumpkin.

When i was getting a hardcore blumpkin. the blumpkin fairy came and blessed me.

by M4r50cc1 November 20, 2009

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Blumpkin

When you get your dick sucked while on the toilet.

Hey, I'm gonna get a Blumpkin Later, Wanna Join?

by LocalSalamander69 June 12, 2020

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A gender-neutral term for the act of giving oral sex to a person who is defecating. Contrary to popular belief, blumpkins are not unique to blowjobs: as humanity progresses, our definitions so too must evolve to encapsulate the diversity of grotesque and beautiful sex acts of the wild modern world.

"She braced one leg on the wall, just above the roll of Charmin, and let a long brown roll slide from her backside as he twirled his tongue betwixt the salmon-pink folds of her frontside in a blumpkin that could only be described as socially progressive."

"I caressed his erect phallus and kneeled for a blumpkin, as the remains of his dinner were violently ejected into the porcelain bowl."

by thefutureliberalswant April 27, 2021

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Brown Blumpkin

after a normal blumpkin, before wiping, she eats the shit while giving you a rimjob.

Patricia was feeling frisky after giving Mac a blumpkin, so she proceeded to give him a brown blumpkin.

by djlake99 October 28, 2023

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Spicy Blumpkin

Where the man takes many laxatives and shit in her mouth. Now as you are letting out the rest of the shit on the toilet she keeps the shit in her mouth and gives you a traditional blowjob on the toilet.

The wife wanted to try something new so I have her the Ole’ Spicy Blumpkin

by anonymous July 22, 2024

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