Fire Mission Cock Block

Any form of delay or douche-baggery resulting in either a check fire or end of mission. Usually employed by helicopters flying around knowing the gun target line and blatantly disregaurding it in order to try and steal a kill from artillery. This is done because frankly helocopters just aren't sneaky enough to get their own kills, and staff officers swing from air support nuts.

Fister 1: Shot tgt#1234, check fire we have helos on the gun target line.
...an hour later.
Fister 1: Cancel check fire, end of mission this shit took way too long and helos scared them away.
Fister 2: Dude we just got fire mission cock blocked!

by Jebus Chris August 3, 2009

bend the block

circling a neighborhood to attract the dope boys. used to avoid bringing attention to a trap house.

yo homie, bend the block so i can get the glass.

by peezy f baby May 17, 2011

clit blocked

v. unable to engage in intercourse because one or more of the object of desires female friends denied access by various actions.

I can't believe she clit blocked me like that.

by B January 7, 2004

block

brick of cocaine or brick of yayo or kilo

get a pot with the stove on warm get a block quicker then the ready rock form

by chris May 13, 2005

Block Button

A button that's been around since the invention of the internet. Makes it very easy to ignore all your problems. If you don't like someone, just block them and they'll never bug you ever again! Don't worry about people calling you an asshole for blocking everyone you don't like; because you can just block them too and they won't exist anymore!

luvstuff: h3y babiigurl how r u?
babiigurl: im good how r u?
luvstuff: jus wanted 2 say my bf iz s3xxxier than ur bf!!1
babiigurl: BITCH *Blocks*
Successfully used the Block Button

by Ericzander February 23, 2011

Writers Block

When a writer runs out of bullshit to use in their writings.

Joe: Hey Matt, hows the paper coming?
Matt: Bad i've got writers block.
Joe: Looks like you ran out of bullshit

by Skillet213 October 21, 2009

BlockBurner

1). A song thats so hot that your whole block knows and sings the song when a car playing it passes by.
2). A person who singlehandedly tagged his/her own block with every form of graffiti and finishes his/her work with a piece on the biggest untouched wall on his/her block.
3). A motorcyle or car that rides so fast down your block it leaves skid marks and the smell of burnt rubber on it.

1). (Car blasting Lil Wayne's lollipop song) OMFG!!!! This that b..b..b..b BlockBurner nigga!! Ohhh yeah!! Lick lick me like a lollipop!!
2).Hey man! Only legends and the pros of the pros who pulled it off can be named a blockburner not you assy toys!!
3). That corvette's gonna need some tough tires cause thats a full blown BlockBurner.

by TheSage64 October 22, 2008