Blimpie

Euphemism for penis

I want to feed that chick all of my Blimpie.

by Gus Van de Peter November 14, 2009

Blind Melon

You poke/remove girl's eye out, then you proceed to penetrate her in the empty eye socket. When youre almost done you pull out and finish/cum in her other (and only) eye.
(This is probably going to be a featured scene in one of Tarantino's upcoming movies)

I blind meloned Linda so bad last night, I had to buy her a guide dog the next morning.

by MC.GM.AP January 19, 2009

Blind

(verb) When somebody is looking at you...you grab your crotch and say "Blind!"

when somebody has their back turned to you,...you grab your crotch(Michael Jackson style) and you say "do you want the rest of this?" and when the other person turns around they catch the Blind!

by dcorelone May 2, 2006

Shit or Go Blind

A drink consisting of prune juice and methanol that requires good decision making skills.

Meanwhile, at the first year cotillion...

Date: I'll have a Jägermeister and Red Bull
You: I'll have a Shit or Go Blind
Date: Do you smell something?

by road decay September 5, 2008

blind duck

Jizz in her eyes, and jizz on her feet, so she has webbed feet and is blind.

I gave her the worst blind duck ever. She couldn't even see in the morning.

by Scott Lieb November 8, 2008

blind pig

A card play in the game of Euchre, when called before the hand is delt, gives the caller the right to the next 100 wins if gone alone and achieves it.

Im going blind pig! laydown loaner.....I just won the next 100 hands automatically...game over.

by andis311 December 10, 2011

blind texting

when you are texting on your phone, and hiding it from your friends, parents, teachers, etc.

I was blind texting today and spelled so many words wrong, that the recipient didn't understand the message!

by Jonathan "Johnny" Jones February 4, 2009