Animal in bed

Is wild during sex

Girl 1: Do who was your date yesterday

Girl 2:oh he was kind and calm but a animal in bed

by That dude over there. Org June 27, 2019

Break the bed in

When you fuck on a bed for the first time

Hey, it's great to be here in New York for a visit! Can you show us the guest room? Dina and I are going to get unpacked and break the bed in.

by porkchchoppanzeefin September 29, 2021

I'M NO FRED FLINTSTONE BUT I CAN MAKE YOUR BED ROCK

THIS MEANS THAT SOMEONE IS REQUESTING TO BE LAID BY SOMEONE ELSE.

GIRL: "SO WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO TONIGHT"

BOY: "I'M NO FRED FLINTSTONE BUT I CAN MAKE YOUR BED ROCK"

by Hullo, have a goode one February 3, 2010

Fuck the Bed

Cry of dismay.
Originates from the sense of utter helplessness and anger that only someone who has to resort to Bed Fucking can truly understand.

"Gal, Makes us a cup of tea"
"We've run out of milk."
"Ah Fuck the Bed, Gal."

by Jay January 8, 2004

Calm yo bed

to calm the fuck down; to not freak out.

C: I am FREAKING out!

B: Just calm yo bed fool.

by bem123 May 23, 2009

Dirt Bed

noun:

1. Dirty sheets typical of dudes, hallmarked by debris such as small rocks, kitty litter, mud, and actual dirt found in between the bottom and top sheets of his bed or resting place (can include couches and/or futons), often dragged in from walking barefoot on dirty floors.

See also: Bed Dirt – Detritus found in the dirty sheets of dudes.

"I totally fingerblasted that girl in my dirt bed"

by Bottoms_Up December 23, 2009

imperial bed

A very large bed that looks like it belongs to or be what a king would be sleeping in.

John: I heard you got an imperial bed. Bob: Yeah, the salesperson told me it was Henry VII's bed. So I took her word for it.

by wordempire June 16, 2014