Orange bastard

The President of the United States

Hey, the NY Times says NSA has pix of the orange bastard sucking Putin's dick!

by Paige_Turner June 7, 2017

Rat-Faced Bastard

Look at him. He looks like a fucking HIV infested rat

Seeing Jason walk down the street, i quickly told my mother with disgust, "Its the Rat-Faced Bastard again."

by He who cannot be named December 14, 2004

emo bastard

Someone who uses the :-\ smiley on AIM.

He used the :-\ smiley? What an emo bastard!

by carlituhuh March 31, 2004

Bastard

A child with no father

Evan is a cunt bastard mother fucker

by Sean January 4, 2003

bastard

One with no parents, or, just an insult or cuss.

That stupid bastard!!

by isisj October 18, 2004

bastardo

a noun, used to describe someone that's a bastard and a retard. It's used as in insult against idiots, and should not be used against mentally challenged persons who don't know their father.

Lucy: Ricardo, you fucking bastardo. I hate it when you queefmonger while I'm playing Call of Duty.
Ricardo: I wish you would pay attention to me. I queefmonger because I need love.
Lucy: Maybe I'd love you if you weren't such a premature ejaculator, you bastardo!

by Dykatami March 17, 2010

Twos up on a bastard

Two males having sex with one female (when neither are married to the female) which in turn could produce a child.

You go out and a sexy lady catches your eye! Ask your mate "Wanna go twos up on a bastard?" If he says yes try your luck and try and get a dirty threesome

by Mu11y May 1, 2006