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Bumbag bashing

When one receives anal by another man in the hope he will be given a bag of cocaine
Derry received a bumbag bashing off big Dave
by Bumming June 6, 2019
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Throb bating

Bating an onlooker by teasing them with the throb/bulge in your pants.

Catching someone's attention with the huge dick in your pants
Hey that dude was throb bating me!
by LANZIFIREFLY June 24, 2019
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Nugget Bashing

The act of having a wank while on class a's when your cocks all shrivelled up. Usually taking hours to cum.
Jon was feeling horney after a night on the sesh and decided to try n wank over his favourite porn. Only to get really frustrated he couldn't get hard and cum. There for spent a hour Nugget bashing..
by Gingerledgend January 17, 2020
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Florida baking

Put cookies on a tray, then the tray on the dashboard and say "the cookies are done when the baby stops screaming."
U hear of Florida baking? (Then explain definition)
by EhmJay69 October 18, 2019
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visitors baring gifts

People who show up naked at your house and offer their luscious warm softness as a "present" for you to savor and enjoy.
Many humans happily welcome visitors baring gifts; extra points if said arrivals also bring tasty culinary treats to fill their host's tummies, as well. I once saw a hilarious two-column essay about "how to please a woman vs. how to please a man"; the first column was a very lengthy list of things for the guy to do for the lady, such as buying her flowers and sweets, opening doors for her, complimenting her on her choices of clothing and praising her looks, etc. But for the other column, it merely listed two very brief items that a lady has to do to make a guy feel special and satisfied: "Show up naked" and "Bring food". :P
by QuacksO October 25, 2019
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jump bazinga

(verb) to literally get wasted and high, and, as a consequence, go berserk on someone for no apparent reason
by Sexydimma February 2, 2020
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