a noun, used to describe someone that's a bastard and a retard. It's used as in insult against idiots, and should not be used against mentally challenged persons who don't know their father.
Lucy: Ricardo, you fucking bastardo. I hate it when you queefmonger while I'm playing Call of Duty.
Ricardo: I wish you would pay attention to me. I queefmonger because I need love.
Lucy: Maybe I'd love you if you weren't such a premature ejaculator, you bastardo!
Ricardo: I wish you would pay attention to me. I queefmonger because I need love.
Lucy: Maybe I'd love you if you weren't such a premature ejaculator, you bastardo!
by Dykatami March 17, 2010
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You go out and a sexy lady catches your eye! Ask your mate "Wanna go twos up on a bastard?" If he says yes try your luck and try and get a dirty threesome
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A Disillusion Football soccer Supporter From A Knobhead Swansea Footballing Culture, Who Supports Shitty Swansea City, They Also Believe They Are More English Than Welsh.
by Teamian December 14, 2008
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a overweight man with a pony tail walks to the hot dog section. he looks sad and a bit depraved. he looks long and wisdomful at all the hotdogs. after much deciding, he chooses a haggered and disgruntled dog. he chose a basaard.
by tbeamer September 27, 2010
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In Game 3 of the 2003 ALCS, the Yankees and Red Sox famously got into a basebrawl after Roger Clemens pitched way inside to Manny Ramirez, and Ramirez charged the mound. The fight ended with Don Zimmer's old ass being thrown to the ground by Pedro Martinez.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 11, 2010
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No Nay Never. No Nay Never No More, Till We Play Bastard Rovers. No Nay Never, No More!!!
We Hate Bastards!
We Hate Bastards!
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