Bringing home the bacon and the sausage

Stated by a male, who brings home the income and supplies sexual delight to his partner.

Yo baby you better be ready for me cuz i am bringing home the bacon AND the sausage.

by Phatty Deliscious July 9, 2009

The Maple Bacon Law

The Maple Bacon Law as it is known is a law that can be used as an excuse to overthrow any other excuse without question.

But the excuse can only hold validity if the one using it has at least one packet of maple bacon within his household, otherwise there is no power behind the use of this law.

If Kevin decides he doesn't want to go out you invoke the Maple Bacon law which then overthrows any excuse he has therefore forcing him to adhere.

by E. Flynn October 1, 2012

makin bacon

When two pigs "pork" each other, they're makin bacon.

Those two pigs are rolling in the mud makin bacon.

by JD February 11, 2005

Cool Bacon

A completely defunct alternative to 'Cool Beans' attemptedly instated during the 2000s. Failed to catch on due to the wane in coolness of 'Cool Beans'

Person 1: "That film was 'Cool Bacon'.
Person 2: "No. No it wasn't you fool."

by Mariahsucks August 25, 2010

Kevin Bacon

An actor. Known fact that he has six degrees.

Carrie Fischer was in Star Wars with
Harrison Ford was in The Fugitive with
Tommy Lee Jones who was in Batman Forever
Val Kilmer who was in Heat with
Robert Dinero who was in Sleepers with
KEVIN BACON!

by talley December 28, 2005

Vertical Bacon Shoot

A vagina most likely resembling a smelly, overworked, gross, slutty, gaping tunnel

Dude I totally got into her vertical bacon shoot last night!

by ariesisapussy June 15, 2011

Tit bacon

The excess skin everyone has that’s next to the top of your arms. It shows when your wearing a tank top.

Nice shirt Alice I can totally see your tit bacon

by How’sitgoing July 4, 2018