Awkwardometer

The mental gauge one uses to sense how awkward a situation is. Like a speedometer but gauges awkwardness.

Person A: Why did Jim ask that girl out? It's obvious she thinks he's a huge tool.
Person B: Yeah that was really weird.
Person A: He has no awkwardometer.

by Manderson April 1, 2008

awkwardvagina

Popular British Tumblr user, claims to have cried when McDonalds ran out of Big Macs (reason unknown). Is known for talking to his followers, offering advice and getting involved with helping others when needed. Generally a sound guy, always willing to make himself the butt of a joke if it can make others laugh.

Friend 1: Have you seen this guys blog? He calls himself awkwardvagina...
Friends 2: Yeah, I've been following him for a while, the URL is a definite put off if you don't view the content

by samurite March 14, 2015

akwardnessishityocity

Having a boner in public.

Spencer had a akwardnessishityocity in class during the Pledge of Allegiance.

by Dannydank0 May 20, 2009

awkwarsome

when a situation with an awesome friend suddenly becomes hilariously awkward

The conversation I was having started out good but became totally awkwarsome

by Rian Dee-hawn April 26, 2010

awkword

an awkward word. any word that makes you feel uneasy

'punani'..ewww thats an awkword

by Gwen dude hey January 8, 2011

Arkward

A slang word to express discomfort in a social setting and is usually whispered under your breath.

*walking down the street*
*someone waves in your direction and you smile and wave back*
*that someone walks past you to hug the real person they were waving at*
*your face drops and you whisper under your breath “Arkward”*

by cory1234 June 28, 2018

awkwardyze

1. to make shit as strange and uncomfortable as humanly possible.

2. a homosexual advance that puts a person in an usual predictament, normally a fight ensues.

when Keller was all on my dick, when I made it ABUNDANTLY clear, I was spitting game to Evalina.

by AVIREZ May 13, 2005