cock jew

A female that is stingy with her significant others cock. Will not let him have intercourse with anyone else
50 Cent is such a cock jew
by Anonymous March 10, 2003
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jew-in-law

A person thats not jewish but has jewish relatives therefore may share some jewish traits and/or mannerisms.
Man what a jew-in-law. You see him dive for that penny?
by blingtastic December 31, 2007
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Jew Kid

N. Jew kid is an ass. He is not Jewish by descent but has the behavior and appearance of the most Jewish Jew in all of Israel. He uses his Jew powers to gain ones trust but soon after will either screw one over or annoy one to the point that the most peaceful hippie will have a furious desire to beat the living shit out of him and then give his entrails to all his Squatter friends. This you decide against because he is a brittle little bitch. Jew Kid is Andrew, he is a virus that cannot be treated in any way, he will always find his way back to fuck shit up some more.

If you see him be sure that your wallet, guitar strings, and any other valued possessions are safe.

"I saw Jew Kid suckin cock for beer last night"
by Coma Prophet November 06, 2008
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Jew Penis

A very small penis belonging to a Jew. All Jews carry a Jew penis, there is no such thing as a Jew with a "Godzilla Cock." A Jew Penis is somewhere between a skittle and half a Vienna Sausage. Today's leading scientists have proved that 100% of all Jewish males are under 5 1/2 inches.
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Wow dude, that kid over there with the Jew Fro has a Jew Penis. His boyfriend must be pissed.
by ChristianK April 18, 2007
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jew wanna

Compressed phrase in southern U. S. that means do you want to.
by Richard Black May 24, 2005
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jew fart

when somebody tries to be obnoxious and cool by farting really loud, and it comes out quiet , cheap, and easy.
Son-chin walked in the room and lifted her leg like a bitch-dog. all that came out was 'brp' when she expected 'BRRRRRRRRRRUUUMPH'.
the 'brp' was a jew fart.
by AndrewLaeddis. March 10, 2010
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Jungle Jew

Jungle Jew is a black person who sells his soul to white jewish executives in Hollywood because it makes him feel more protected to be in the hands of caring white jewish Hollywood executives to take care of his career and make him into a big star. The Jungle Jew will forget his African/Black heritage and roots, and begin to act more white and superior over his black brothers and sisters
They won't let any black person into a movie unless they are a Jungle Jew like Will Smith.
by littleafrican December 23, 2010
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