April 24th Day

it’s stay away from men day! (Not all just a lot of em) stay inside!

-hey you coming out with us?
-nope it’s April 24th Day gotta stay in

by misshalodew April 20, 2021

April 26

The day where you cuddle with your girlfriend naked

On April 26, everyone cuddled naked

by Hojgujn April 20, 2019

April 24

This is a day the most silly, gorgeous, and kind-hearted, bad-ass bitch was born. This is the girl who you can stunt wit, be goofy wit, and cry wit. She will stick by your side through ups and downs no matter was. She takes risks to have fun. But most importantly will beat a bitch up for you if she has to. Her zodiac sign is a Taurus which means she is characterized by her stability and determination. Talented in so many different categories so nobody can stand this bitch up. periot.

person: wait im confused why is she such a bad bish
other person: duh cuz she was born on April 24

by ilikedinosaurs.... oof May 21, 2020

April Sadness

April Sadness is the sad feeling one gets when one is expecting the warm weather during the spring to keep up, but suddenly experiences a weather shift, especially snow. This may in some rare cases lead to April Madness.

Sofie: "Oh no! Not snow! God!"
Thomas: "Ah, you're suffering from April Sadness, you are"

by Thomas and Sofie April 16, 2007

April 13th

April 13 is the date when Homestuck was created and put up on the internet by Andrew Hussie No it isn't National Sexual day or National grab an ass day, no fucking world leader is going to announce that shit, and for sure no fucking authority figure is going to be like, "Oh yeah, even though she didn't like you touching her ass, I'll allow it because its National grab an ass day" so stop with the sexual harassment shit.
However, unlike this bullshit, Homestuck is celebrated by a bunch of weebs and nerds who read it. There have been 10 whole years celebrated since Homestuck was up. It is also the characters John Egbert and Jane Crocker's birthdays. This years April 13th was a bit big, leaking into other people's life.

16 year old sex offender:Hey, have you heard, its April 13th today.

Homestuck: Yeah, its John Egberts birthday today. That's why I also want to buy grey face paint.

16 year old sex offender: Who's that, I thought it was grab an ass day and finger someone day, so that's why last year I grabbed that 13 year olds ass and finger my girlfriend while she slept.

Homestuck: You need mental help.

by utweetusdeletus53 October 18, 2019

April

She's a girl that you never knew existed, but once you realize she's real every fiber of your being will scream at you to grab hold and never let go because you know that a girl like her doesn't walk into your life twice. She is what started the sayings "better put a ring on it" and "love you like I'm gonna lose you". She is the definition of perfection, and every single man she meets knows that. She is elusive, rare, and the hardest woman in the world to find, but when you do you'll know your entire life was worth it. April's are beautiful, seductive, cute, friendly, and extremely affectionate. They are sometimes referred to as the "pegasus" of the fairer sex, and rightfully so. April's are your dream girl, the very definition of it even. And if you think you have a different dream girl, you haven't dreamed big enough my friend. If you are lucky enough to have a real April for a girlfriend, then dear god man marry her before she's gone.

Mom, Dad, I finally met the one, and her name is April.

by Senti_Mentel March 17, 2020

23rd of April

People born on this day are secretly sex gods/godesses. Sometimes contrary to outward appearance and often general expectations, they completely let loose in the bedroom. Don't be fooled by how shy or quiet thry may appear, no sex will ever measure up to sex with this taurus.

Wasn't she born on the 23rd of April

Yeah she's a total slut

by CapricornCunt November 5, 2019