Milk the Cow

When a fat woman or girl squirts out of their vagina

Tonight, the man plans on going to a club to find a fat chick cause he was in the mood to milk the cow.

by John the donkey November 3, 2009

slaughtering a cow

to have sex with a fat chick

last night I was so drunk, I almost thought of slaughtering a cow

by truspider82 January 16, 2011

cow pat

The crunchy, flavorful brown chip in Chex Mix.

"You can have a handful of my Chex Mix, but don't you dare take the cow pats! Those are the best part."

by SMHSdefinitions March 30, 2016

cow apple

Cow poop

"watch out for the cow apples in the field!"

"Damn! I stepped on a cow apple!"

by zamphyr September 28, 2013

filthy cow

a female who loves to do dirty things during sex

that filthy cow shoved my cock up her arse then her finger up mine, it was magic

by biiiig jim January 15, 2008

cows breath

if a girl is being a cow ( really out of order) to her friends, she has cows breath. This is because all of the mean things that she has been saying have come out of her mouth and given her the breath of a cow.

"jen has been so out of order to me"
" she has cows breath"
"yah"

by kirk lizard 2 December 30, 2008

Cow Slut

Cow Slut (kou sluht)

An expired cougar who has to resort to tricks on "crack street" to survive.

That cow slut ruined too many men and now she's on skid row.

by ChasterTX August 9, 2014