Hammer Plowed

Drunk beyond all mortal belief.

We were so hammer plowed last night bro, we had gay sex...sorry dude.

by bret. August 14, 2008

todd hammer

Hammer in which a “ special” person needs to keep from hurting themselves!!

Use the Todd Hammer so you do not hurt yourself.

by Bumpkin42167 January 6, 2019

Lunge Hammer

A particular dance that was started from the RAGE club nights (Rock, Metal & Punk) at The Furnace.

It involves the holding of an imaginary hammer and lunging forward sharply on one leg bringing the 'hammer' down onto the floor in one swift movent in time with the music.

Wow! Look at that kid Lunge Hammer!

by Evil_Ernie December 12, 2009

Valdosta hammer

A disorder where a man has a one inch peter from chronic inbreeding. Most prevalent in Valdosta

I got hit yet again by a Valdosta hammer

by Dependable Don March 12, 2023

Lucifer's Hammer

When you have been drinking and smoking to much and accidently set your penis on fire. So you slap it across your girlfriends face to put it out.

My boy bharrat accidently set his penis on fire, so he yells here comes Lucifer's Hammer as he slaps it across his Girlfriend's face.

by Senor Hueso. September 2, 2018

Deke Hammer

This act is preformed when a man 'batwings' his ball sack over his partners vagina and then uses his penis to hammer his balls into her.

The Deke Hammer gave Colin some serious blue balls the next morning.

by Rampant lion September 7, 2013

Ban Hammer

When an autistic child beats you to death with a hammer.

“Hey did you hear that Cole struck Mason with the ban hammer?”

“Yeah, that was a terrible thing that happened.”

by HokageGoku122 May 3, 2023