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pee in da bed

peeing da bed

pee till bed go yellow

warm snack for friends

good surprise for bed shares

peeing da bed gets hella HOESSSS

peeing da bed clears toxins from bladder

the true mark of alphas

BETAS DONT FUCKING GET IT.

pee in da bed=cool kid shittttt

pee da bed.
liana: can i pee in da bed??

jenna: wtf…. no?

liana: 🟡🟡🟡🟡 oppsies i pee in da bed…😭

jenna: bitch tf
by fruit ride JELI January 3, 2023
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put someone to bed

to have sexual intercourse with someone before their bedtime, and not join them to bed at that same time (but at a later time)
Hello all, I'm back in the game; Sorry I had to put someone to bed / put the missus to bed (if you know what I mean)
by CatAlexei September 7, 2017
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Berkeley bed and breakfast

Basically the worst thing that could ever happen at night and then it gets even worse the following morning.

When you wake up with a cuck trying to butt tug you after protesting Donald Trump all night, then trying to pull away from the butt tug and ending up with the shitty dick in your mouth. All you wanted was some scrambled eggs, but now you have a bleeding anus, a shitty mouth, and no god damned eggs. And Antifa shows up smelling like Antifa Queefa, what the fuck. You just want to go home, find your dad and do a butt tug, but Antifa has you surrounded and is trying to get you a job at the nut factory. When you finally sneak out, you fall into your best friend Rachel’s noodle canoe and she then feeds you a Cali cupcake. Once you finally escape with freshly acquired 7+ STDs your all like “WTF bro, Berkeley bed and breakfast is the god damned worse”

The Berkeley Bed and Breakfast was way more fucked up than I thought

She looked good from far but far from good, now that I stayed at the Berkeley Bed and Breakfast my insurance skyrocketed
Dude 1: What is a Berkeley Bed and Breakfast!?!?
Dude 2:Look it up on Urban Dictionary you lazy fheg
by No name nixon March 2, 2019
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bed pan lazy

So lazy, one would rather poop in a pan than get out of bed.
Matt Newman is bed pan lazy. =)
by Ghost of Rick James October 13, 2007
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passenger side of the bed

Diva, when working, always insisted that clients sleep on the passenger side of the bed
by jmarcusn June 1, 2010
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Bunk-bed BJ

A Bunk-bed BJ is a bunk-bed blowjob that a guy gives his bunk-mate if he lies on the top bunk and lets his sausage hang between the slats in the bed so the guy below can suck a bunk-gasm out of him and swallow it.
I've given a lot of Bunk-bed BJs -- want one?
by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021
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breakfast in bed

Defecating on your partner in the morning after a night of sleeping and sexual relations together

First popularized by Cap and D-Dog (the word not the action) in Seattle
Gonna Surprise Laya with some breakfast in bed
by Scatcap September 14, 2007
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