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You got me fucked up

An interjectional phrase denoting frustration due to a misunderstanding, assumption, claim or threat.
1. "Oh, you got me fucked up. I have never dated that man in my life."
2. "If you think I'm gonna let you leave my store without paying me, you got me fucked up."

3. "Yeah, you got me fucked up, bro. That's not a fair trade."
by princeoffacade January 17, 2022
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You're killing it!

You're doing really well; you're destroying the competition
Wow, great job on the Shelby.tv presentations. You're killing it! Everyone wants to invest now -- keep up the good work.
by KMin12 May 5, 2011
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Coined in the movie "The Dark Knight Rises" by Harvey Dent, A.k.a. Two-Face.

It is the philisophical summary that, no matter what good you intend to do, as long as you live and continue, you will bring about just as much evil as good, if not more through accident or intent. Death becomes a saving grace, providing vindication for their actions and preventing a worsening of certain outcomes through inactivity.
Examples include:
Falling to the same corrupton you sought to eliminate. ( Anakin Skywalker from Star Wars, Lois Griffin from Family Guy)
Prolonged exposure to evil, despite good intentions. (Frodo from Lord of the Rings, Ice King from Adventure Time)
Narrow minded destruction in belief of a greater goal. (Harvey Dent from "The Dark Knight Rises")

You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
by TheAllKnowingOne November 23, 2013
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You can't polish a turd

You can't make something that's not naturally good great even with the hardest attempts.
"After years, he's just never going to change his selfish ways." "Well, you can't polish a turd!!"
by SarcasticSeminar101 August 3, 2015
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YOU BETTER STOP

A video popular on YouTube In the video a woman yells at a kid when he makes a flamethrower and the woman yells "YOU BETTER STOP, STOP,BITCH STOP" People mainly use it when some thing cringey is said or done.
Normie: Hey want to trade pokemon cards?
Outsider: You Better stop bitch stop.
by Frostyfade33 September 4, 2017
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You're

Short for "you are". Many dumbfucks don't know the difference between "you're" and "your" and tend to interchange it. Pointing out this mistake is used as a pathetic comeback in an argument on the internet.
*An argument is going between two Redditards*
Redditard 1: Your so bad lololol
Redditard 2: *You're
*Redditard 2 gets instantly downvoted to oblivion*
by Peepeepoopoo from urbdic February 1, 2021
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You will pay for this in time

A statement of utmost intensity. Usually said to someone who wronged you in some way. When told this you may rest assured for a backstabbing in the near or late future.
Girlfriend- Steven im done, we just aren't right for eachother. ..
Steven- Does this have anything to do with thoes late night drives to Jakes house?
Exgirlfriend- Jake is more a man then you'll ever be!
Steven- You will pay for this in time...
by joshusee February 18, 2015
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