wtftstm?

What The F*** That Supposed To Mean?

"halo reach"
Darren: hey you, you look like a pig.
You: Wtftstm?
Darren: I'm high.
You: O.o

by cheesemun December 29, 2010

WTFRUDMF?!

"What the fuck are you doing mother fucker?" Similar to asking the question "wtfrud" but conveys more attitude and excitement. One might use this when setting up a night of heavy drinking.

Jack: wtfrud?
Bill: Idk.

vs.

Jack: WTFRUDMF?!
Bill: NOTHING! LETS DRINK BEER!!!

by HankStain May 3, 2011

wtfyl

A statement used when typing it is clear someone is lying. Meaning "why the f*** you lying"

Person 1: Hey my cat just stole 50 dollars
Person 2: Dude wtfyl

by CelebirtyAJ March 25, 2016

WTFMI

To be so totally clueless as to not know where you are or where you are going when high on drugs... This can be brief or for some time.

Etymology: Where The Fuq aM I

I waz drivin back 2 ma crib along the usual path afta takin sum of dem mystery pillz, when all of a sudden i experienced a WTFMI moment... I did not kno wat road i waz on or where i waz goin .

by CodegoErgoSum May 15, 2016

wtfdyjstm

What the fuck did you just say to me?!

That one kid that thinks he could say whatever he wants to you and your reply is,"wtfdyjstm?!"

by Snickerss June 5, 2016

WTFIT

Texting/online posting acronym for "Who The Fuck Is This?"

Used ideally when a text is received from an unknown number.

unknown number: " hey man, it's been a while. how are you doing?"

Me: "WTFIT?

unknown number: "????"

Me: "Who the fuck is this?!!

by jcodes April 28, 2017

WTFN

Short for "Why the fuck not"

Friend: Do you wanna build a snow man?
Me:WTFN

by 7elmy <3 Riza September 4, 2017