Jakob Woods

A humongous nigga with a big dick penetrates your mum with eas ez ez ez ez no problem

Sadiq "Omg Jakob Woods I heard he has a 100 metre cock I wish I could be him"

by Big Nigga 69'D ur mum May 31, 2021

Tom Woods

The best historian, economist, and all around good guy, though his podcast is a very failed one

"Did you see Tom Woods newest Video on The revolutionary war"
"Yeah man it was one of the best

by Fary failed comedian August 26, 2021

wyatt woods

Greatest athletes to ever live. They’re good at everything, give them a sport and they’ll go pro in it.

“How is he good at everything?”
“That’s Wyatt Woods, that’s how”

by zzeeexx November 24, 2021

Wood pussy

A man who lives in a shed that loves the cock.

I went to freeville to fuck a wood pussy and he locked me in his shed .

by The lábinator May 24, 2023

Pecker-Wood

a white person that is trash

fuck that pecker-wood he's white trash man.

by jeff April 20, 2005

Wood Duck

1. A fart
2. A creature that is often heard but is never seen
3. The sound made from a persons rectum after eating four or more plates of all-you-can-eat-ribs

Carly: " WHAT WAS THAT!!!, Travis did you fart?"
Travis: "Nope, there must be a wood duck under the table"

by Chris RezNet November 19, 2006

Mourning Wood

n- when one wakes to find he has morning wood, but also has to urinate so bad it hurts.

I was so happy when I woke up with morning wood, but then I realized I had to piss, my morning wood had turned into mourning wood.

by Wildcard55 October 11, 2010