curtain wiper

curtain wiper
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noun
1.
person (esp. male) who uses shower curtain to wipe penis after masturbating.
2.
an otherwise contemptible person.

"That Justin Bieber, 'e's a right curtain wiper, 'e is."

by Johnny B. Wankstain April 10, 2013

stripper wipes

Discreet moist towlettes used by a hooker or stripper as an integral part of the "trucker's shower" for the purpose of attempting to "cleanse" the vaginal area in less than 2 minutes in preparation for the next "gig" booked by a handful of horny 26 year old boys who saved 3 months of paychecks from their first real world job to pay for said nickel and dime hooker.

"Did you use the stripper wipes? I want to make sure I'm not contracting anything."
by wgray on Jan 6, 2014

by wgray January 6, 2014

Trophy Wipe

The final wipe where there is no skidmark, the most satisfying wipe of all.

"I keep my trophy wipes in a box under my bed."

by girtbeef September 10, 2015

Windshield Wiper

When a person takes another persons cock and wipes it back and forth across their face while that person is cumming.

That bitch was such a freak when I started cumming in her mouth she pulled it out and started smearing it back and forth all over her face like a gawdamned windshield wiper.

by M.Hines For President 2016 December 1, 2016

windshield wiper

When a man jizzes on the front of a girl's vagina and grabs his penis by the stem, wiping the semen back and forth and increasing the possibility of unwanted insemination.

"Man, I turned the windshield wiper on full blast after I spunked on her vag."

by C-Bass Clemens September 26, 2009

Wipex

Used by infertile men who cannot produce the stuff. Used to pleasure women in a number of ways.

Lewis Everest is a prime example of the use of wipex

by dandaman13 January 27, 2007

douchy wipe

The cool guy move used by douchebags to show how cool they are.
It is done with a thumb on the jaw with the pointer finger moving back and forth in a wiping motion back and forth under the mouth.
The Douchy

Friend 1:Hey which one is the guy that asked you out?

Friend 2: The guy in the wife beater nodding and giving us the douchy wipe.

by Jeep Terp November 18, 2009