National pocket watch baby slime day

the one day of the year when you get to tell baby slime what she can and can't do with her money

"Oh gee I can't believe it's National pocket watch baby slime day"

by TheyWontLetMeUseHarold August 24, 2023

fuck watch

Two people who are flirting and seem to be interested in hooking up/having sex

Ethan and Samantha have been talking for a while... I'd say they're on fuck watch at this point.

by sIeVe_ February 28, 2019

I’m just going to watch

When a male asks for a sexual picture, he mostly adds the comment: “I’m just gonna watch.” Which is a lie, they are jerking off.

Her: “Here’s my nudes, don’t screenshot.”
Him: “Don’t worry, I’m just going to watch.”

by mirlook March 5, 2024

I know I'm being watched

You're being an unhelpful idiot to counteract me being a hyperhelpful genius Arjun.

Hym "I know I'm being watched you fucking idiot that is literally my entire thing and you are being deliberately unhelpful to piss me off being you want me to murder children so you can escape your own culpability in the lead up to the child murder. Definitely something I would murder a family over."

by Hym Iam November 16, 2025

Green Watch

The most elite unit of Firefighters. Green watch take the high standards of Fire & Rescue and push them further, taking pride in being able to solve any problem that comes their way. Some say they are forged in the flames by the gods of old. All we know for sure is they make the world a safer place.

All while keeping the station running.

Do you think Yellow watch will have cleaned the truck?

Ha! You’ve got more chance of hell freezing over

Hell will never freeze, but I bet GREEN WATCH could put it out!

I don’t doubt that from what they’ve done

so far...

by Oxford Offissial August 14, 2020

Watch who you up

Don't fuck with me, don't fuck with them.

"Fuck you bitches"
"Watch who you up yo"

(when the dude is on to someone else)
"Fuck You asshole"
"Watch who you up, he's with me"

by James1263 May 9, 2014

Parent Watching

When someone judges how a Parent is Parenting their kids.

"She shouldn't let her kids play video games all night" no you just Parent Watching, it's my kids let them have fun.

"Kids shouldn't be exposed to lgbtq+ content" no you just Parent Watching, they can understand it.
"They shouldn't punish their kid for having one C" no you just Parent Watching, my kid need to be smart and successful.

"A father should be disciplative" no you just Parent Watching, My kid turn out respectful.

"A mother can't raise a kid without a father properly" no you just Parent Watching, my kid turned out normal.

by Daytime35 September 8, 2025