vanilla

idek, vanilla girl? preppy?

i am eating vanilla icecream

by Alex_tf January 15, 2024

vanilla

Conventional, ordinary, non-deviating, plain.

With no modifications or perversions. The most basic form of something.

1. In games:

Original form of the game without any mods (or sometimes even DLC s)

2. In BDSM
The opposite of kinky. Not in any way involved with BDSM. Without kinks or fetishes.

Player 1: "I adore the clean look of my builds in vanilla Minecraft!"
Player 2: "True, but have you ever tried any mods? They add stunning visual elements to the game!"

Person 1: "My girlfriend prefers keeping things simple in the bedroom. I doubt she would enjoy spanking."
Person 2: "That's totally fine. Some people enjoy the intensity of BDSM, but others stick to a more 'vanilla' approach to their relationships."

by db20godzina November 16, 2023

Vanilla gift card

Trash gift card that are sold by the scammers called "vanilla", You can't use them on eBay and other online retailers for "security reasons" which is an absolute shitty lie. Sometimes the card refuses to work because someone hacked it and drained it immediately after purchase.

My Vanilla gift card is absolute shit.

by ekxer3 November 25, 2023

Vanilla gorilla

The biggest whitest friend in your group who's also the strongest.

Dude, did you see tony throw that fucking washing machine onto that crackhead?

Yeah bro, he's a vanilla gorilla

by Ttess1 December 10, 2023

vanilla pervert

Just a normal dude that likes big tits and blow jobs, nothing wild.

Yeah they won't have fun at the orgy, they're a vanilla pervert

by Dino the Genetic Marvel February 15, 2024

Vanilla Gorilla

Another word for Cracker, aka a "racial" term for Caucasians

Bob: "Bro there is a Vanilla Gorilla near the ice cream shop"

Tom: "Just say cracker bruv"

by TheVanillaGorilla12345 March 1, 2024

Vanilla

people have the audacity to equate vanilla with “plain”. the fruit of a delicate orchid pollinated by hand. worth its weight in solid gold and beyond. the fussy black-and-cream jewel of the american continent. you sick son of a bitch. imagine a world without vanilla. no blondies. no pound cakes. no crème brûlée, no coke floats. no cream soda. no satiny new york-style cheesecakes. no warm apple pie à la mode. no velvety complexity to bring out complex notes in chocolate desserts. no depth of flavour in your cakes and cookies and milkshakes. all in just a few precious seeds or grams of paste or perfumed teaspoons of liquid black platinum. what you don’t understand could fill the library of alexandria seven times over and then some. you ungrateful bastard i’m going to kill you

Vanilla is the best thing ever

by Aifsbugvbuuh May 19, 2024