Socks and Underwear

The feeling you get when you have to urinate, but when you make it to the bathroom the urge to take a horrific dump hits you like a steamroller. It's comparable to a christmas present you would get from your grandmother. You pick up the package and you squeeze/shake it. It feels like and looks like socks, but when you unwrap the gift it turns out to be socks AND underwear. Apply that principle to the bathroom. You go in and it feels like a 30 second wizz job much like the Christmas present feels like only socks, but once you get started you realize that a turd is on its way and can't be stopped which is kind of like the surprise you get when you open a package you believe to be only socks but there turns out to be underwear there as well.

Guy "E" and Guy "C" are playing video games. Guy "E" says "be right back...gotta make tinkle." Guy "E" returns 10 minutes later. Guy "C" asks "what took so long." Guy "E" replies: "Sorry man, socks and underwear"

by Evan Thorn December 9, 2008

Under Luggage

Ball Sack; Scrotum; Male Genitalia

"Dude, your shorts are really tight, i can totally see your under luggage!"

"My under luggage is fragile, please handle w/ care!"

"Excuse me sir, its one carry one item per traveller, you're going to have to store your under luggage at the gate"

by Samsoniter March 19, 2010

undemonize

1. To put an end to demonization, demon possession or demonic influence
2. To undo the effect of something that has been demonized
3. To put an end to evil acts

The preacher will undemonize the neighborhood if more people return to God.

by timlight August 8, 2009

Under Armour Mom

An Under Armour Mom is a woman between the age of 25 and 50 (there have been sightings of UAM's up to 65 years old, however) who has children, is currently married or divorced, and thinks she is an athlete. She attends yoga class every now and then, she might even go for a quick jog with her baby in the stroller, or participate in a triathlon "for the challenge" (rides a mountain bike with aero bars, doesn't really know how to swim). Due to her active and healthy lifestyle which makes her better than everyone else, she requires that her clothing express her passion for moderate exercise to her peers. She will regularly spend hundreds of dollars on Under Armour clothing and wears it on a regular basis even when not "training". T-Shirts that say "ATHLETE" on them, or "TRAIN HARD" or "PROTECT THIS HOUSE" are slogans of choice. When it's cold outside, she needs some "Coldgear". When it's hot outside, she seems some "Heatgear". The performance enhancing microfibers help her perform better, whether it be kicking the soccer ball around with her family, or picking up a pizza in her gigantic SUV.

She is a poser.

Some guy: Wow look at all that Under Armour gear that lady just bought, she must be preparing for some serious athletic training in the near future.

Another guy: Yeah, she's so cool. I wish I was an athlete just like her.

Under Armour Mom: *puts on earbuds playing Journey's greatest hits and power walks in the mall*

by The Crab Rangoon September 13, 2011

under the jail

Life imprisonment, either in response to an egregious criminal act or outlandishly antisocial behavior.

Especially used with "up" (up under the jail) or "to bury".

1. They needed to put Michael Vick up under the jail for what he did!

2. I hope she gets buried under the jail for the way she treated her kids!

by pringram July 25, 2011

velvet underground

(1)a 70's rock band fronted by lou reed. often referred to as the 'godfathers of punk' although most people disagree. excellent musicians who music is still cherished and rocked out to this very day.
(2) a club on queen street west toronto

(1) sweet jane is one of my favourite velvet underground songs
(2) my brothers band is playing at the velvet underground on friday

by Jane_Bond October 27, 2003

Underground

The London railway system. Also called the Metro or Tube.

We took the Underground from King's Cross to Covent Gardens.

by Zen84 December 29, 2007