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Twitter Stance

The act of swinging your right leg around to make it parallel to the left leg. Knees then slightly bend to a near squat position. During this entire time, both hands are locked onto the cell phone ready to make a tweet. Once into position, the tweeting process can begin. Not until the tweet is sent can the Twitter Stance be abandoned.
Shh, can't you tell he's in his Twitter Stance? We must wait until the tweet is tweeted.
by BigRed6810 June 10, 2011
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Twitter

A toxic wasteland full of bad takes, soft people, and people who cancel you for something 60 years ago.
Oh no I got canceled on Twitter for making a joke 50 million years ago
by xdgamerman420 July 17, 2022
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Twitter

A social media platform with millions of users, most of them are entitled, racist and sexist karens, k-pop stans, toxic anime fans, and so on. Twitter is known for "cancel culture" which implies that a group of twitter users would try to cancel popular content since it triggered them because it's "RaCiSt, SeXiSt, or HoMoPhObiC"; or it made one simple mistake that irritated them.

In order for them to "cancel culture", they would send death threats, encourage suicide, or discriminate one or more groups that had a different opinion from them, which is only natural for humans to have different opinions to each other.

Half of Twitter users aren't like them though, they would only mind their business, discuss their own topic, and won't actually participate in cancelling culture. It's kind of like society in one place, half of them are nice to each other, while the other half would discriminate and hate.
Guy 1: Dude, did you hear about Jack? he got harassed by Twitter users again.

Guy 2: Again?! What tf did he say again this time in that godforsaken place?
Guy 1: He just said that his favorite character in his favorite tv show is straight, and some toxic fans said "hE's MaRRiEd tO HiS cHiLdhOOd bUlLy, aRe yOu rETarDed?! iT's cANoN!!!" and Jack said he still gets death threats

Guy 2: Damn, he should stop posting his personal opinions online for his own sake.
by haha pseudonym go brr February 18, 2021
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Twitter Stickers

Twitter Stickers are another name for a bumper stickers. They both convey an opinion in a minimum of words.
Me: Omg - that's hilarious - look at that guy's bumper sticker.
Him: What does it say:
Me: It says, "How am I driving? How does a car really work?. How does a loving God allow such much pain."
Him: Well we certainly knows where he stands. Bumper stickers - the original twitter!

Me. They're twitter stickers
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 24, 2020
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twitter

a place for all to get cancelled for doing absolutely nothing.
dont go on twitter, or youll get cancelled.
by pterodactylfeet May 8, 2021
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twitter litter

1: Needless information shared via twitter. Usually disgusting
2: One's twitter followers. Like a litter of cats
1: Urb@dict: tweeting form my toilet. Mexican food is killer
2: She's following 100 people, but her twitter litter's as empty as the movie theatre when Nine came out
by Ellagetsa5again March 7, 2010
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Twitter

A website where large quantities of disabled people who think they have important ideas go to whine about shit nobody cares about and "ratio " people, not to dissimilar from urbandictionary.
Disabled Person: Bro this is insert synonym for hateful I'm gonna go write an essay about this on Twitter.
Average Person: Who cares?
by Tibonezone December 21, 2022
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