two theets

I'm in a bad mood that even "two teeth" doesn't sound like English in my ears, so its fair for me to come up with a new definition for this bitch, yeah ladies and gentlemen I'm presenting to you the new right work which is "two theets" you will no longer be confused between thoot, toot, thot, tooth, theet, teeth, teeths, tits... only Theets is true everything else is fake and conspiracy by the government to be honest

I better not find you out there mentioning "teeth" like a bitch

bitch: what's up with these two teeth?
Me: its two theets Byatch
bitch: starts crying

by HentaiBlackBird September 6, 2021

picket fence teeth

A large space/gap between every tooth, so that it resembles the spaces in a picket fence.

She doesn't have a smile like Lauren Hutton, she's got picket fence teeth!

by emilyethel June 11, 2014

Corn nuts teeth

Usually someone named dominc and there teeth look like Corn nuts and they have a metal head.

Shut up dominic you have corn nuts teeth

by Domisabitchboyclaptrap November 2, 2019

suck teeth

A great way to get me not to do your yuppie ass a favor.

" Don't suck teeth at me it's not my fault! I said I don't care..."
vs.
"I guess the easiest way to say this for you is fuck off!"

by ayobeslim November 16, 2013

that's what she tweets

That's What She Tweets is a website that accepts that's what she said jokes from Twitter. You can also submit the jokes via their website as well as vote for or against jokes, and comment on your favorite jokes.

Do you expect that to fit? - That's what she tweets (said)

by That's What She Saider December 21, 2009

Teetle

A lump on one's scrotum

That dude has a teetle on his sac.

by jasom February 9, 2004

Teet

An expression used to convey annoyance, and/or general feeling of disappointment. Often times accompanied by the "teet face" i.e. head tilted downward and to the side, with an eyebrow raised.

My car broke down...teet

by Teets MacGee December 14, 2011