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lamborghini tractor

The most excellent and sweet owesome tractors ever invented, it was like a hick walked into lamborghini headquarters and was like " I WANT A TRACTOR GIVE IT TO ME" and the Lamborghini executives were like "ok" and built these beasts.
"dude a lamborghini tractor just challenged me to a street race and won, i mean come on i'm in a freking porche here"
by J-HAM February 22, 2007
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Tractor Pull

A synonym for the act of two people engaging in a double sided dildo.
"Hey you ever see 'Requiem for a Dream?'"
"Yeah, doesn't Jennifer Connelly get the tractor pull?"
"Yep, big time tractor pull. Went ass to ass with that other chick."
by RetroRampage October 14, 2013
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Tractor Pull

A homosexual display of "peacocking" in which two homosexual males with Prince Albert piercings stand face to face, attach a chain between the two piercings, and then begin pulling away from each other, putting tension on the chain until one of the men concedes victory to the other, or one of the piercings is ripped out.
"Oh my god, did you hear what happened to Patrick? He had a few too many Rose Water Rickey's last night and lost his foreskin in a late night, drunken tractor pull with Bruce.
by Nuts6288 November 27, 2013
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Tactical Chunder

The alleged 'skill' of a well-timed bowel movement during a night out, allowing further consumption of alcoholic beverages and the like, due to the removal of excess, and in some cases, nausiating, liquids in the stomache.
Person 1: Erghh... Be right back.
Person 2: Okay...
Person 1: Ahhh. =
Person 2: Where you just sick?
Person 1: No! It was a Tactical Chunder...
Person 2: Oh, that's okay then! Good Effort!
Person 2: Barkeep, 2 of your finest Jaegerbombs, please!
Person 1: Woo! Get them down me!
by Kiphz March 23, 2011
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usp tactical

the prefered hand gun for counter-terrorist world wide. It has been modified from it's original USP design to fire a .45 calliber instead of a .40, a silencer can also be attached
In counter strike, the USP tactical is the CT's default handgun
by qwerty December 8, 2003
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tracer

a car that is built for speed it achieves mach speeds (but really is a peice of shit)
dude that car is almost as fast as the tracer
by artie and roger April 28, 2003
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Tactical Nuke

Yo, step up yo bitch ass Jersey Shore Jagerbombs and take on the real brotastic drink of the century: The Tactical Nuke.

A tactical nuke is a drink that will fuck you up and make you ripped up like rambo. Take 3 shots of Jager and wash that shit down with a 5-hour energy, because every true bro wants to be energetic AND wasted.
"YO did you see Brett Broski do that tactical nuke? He punched that stupid orange bitch in the face right after it!"
by Brett Broski February 23, 2010
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