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Touch of the Penis Head

When your male mate rolls over in bed and pokes you with his penis head.
Paul rolled over and gave me a touch of the penis head and I said, “HELLO!!!!”
by Sweats11537 August 31, 2019
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touch my azure

Someone giving you a cloud handjob
Rainbows and blowjob and touch my azure
by TCDooM November 20, 2018
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"Touch of Gray" Syndrome

The condition of bitchiness towards one's male counterpart that occurs after reading the aforementioned kinky series. Cures are spankings and just enough bdsm to satisfy the wandering imagination. . .
"Ugh-I'm srsly so tired of my bf. We never do anything and he's so boring. . ."
"Girl-you got that "Touch of Gray" Syndrome."
by flowtrees December 14, 2014
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Pink Midas Touch

Having a midas touch means anything you touch turns into gold. Having a pink midas touch means anything you touch/"touch" turns gay.
Christina always ends up single, because the men she'd date always happen to turn out gay after just the first base. She has a pink midas touch.
by cAcaNOClouds August 12, 2013
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tech touch of death

What someone has when they break technology or gadgets easily just by touching or holding it. Usually women have it more than men.
Guy1: Dude, I lent my laptop to your girlfriend for five minutes and it already broke! Is every girl so bad with technology?
Guy2: Yeah, they all got the tech touch of death.
by aileronrider07 July 6, 2010
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OL touchy touch

When a person from Wisconsin like to touch butt with there boys. They are always packer fans and likes the bucks
Man I know will is in denial with that ol touchy touch
by 541 goat October 31, 2023
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I got touched

Monte, Monte, hook me up with a bag?
Your not hearing me, I’m out of business, I got touched!
by Vetrotek April 18, 2023
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