you've had a touch

Cockney slang for 'you're lucky.'

'You've had a touch, stupid little mug!!'

by anonymous December 9, 2021

Two wings touching

Two penis, one hole.

Sheila is a double nasty one. Last night she asked Blake and I for Two Wings Touching!

by WYO_10 August 6, 2017

"Touch of Gray" Syndrome

The condition of bitchiness towards one's male counterpart that occurs after reading the aforementioned kinky series. Cures are spankings and just enough bdsm to satisfy the wandering imagination. . .

"Ugh-I'm srsly so tired of my bf. We never do anything and he's so boring. . ."
"Girl-you got that "Touch of Gray" Syndrome."

by flowtrees December 14, 2014

Twice-touched-water

A river or stream that has had a golf ball placed in it, removed, then molested twice by an arguably Russian autistic 30-year-old

Dude, the recipe for these baked beans calls for twice-touched-water, what the hell is that?

by Dr. Spoons the Corn Farmer February 12, 2019

Pink Midas Touch

Having a midas touch means anything you touch turns into gold. Having a pink midas touch means anything you touch/"touch" turns gay.

Christina always ends up single, because the men she'd date always happen to turn out gay after just the first base. She has a pink midas touch.

by cAcaNOClouds August 12, 2013

Touch my robe

A line that was first written in 'A Christmas carol' that every class that studies it takes out of context. It is, then after, used after any slightly inappropriate comment is made.

Teacher: and then Macbeth said "come to me"
Student: (whispers to friend) touch my robe

by Ouiouibagette15 June 11, 2022

touch my azure

Someone giving you a cloud handjob

Rainbows and blowjob and touch my azure

by TCDooM November 20, 2018