Taiwanese toaster

Where a guy shits in a girl's eyes and then rubs it to make slanted eyes.

That girl is still rubbing the shit out of her eyes from the Taiwanese toaster.

by Queerbitchniggerfuck August 6, 2009

Joy Toastie

A deluxe gourmet version of the standard ham, cheese toastie. BUT, with the secret ingredient of dijonaise mayo. Lashings of it.

Girl 1: i would kill for a joy toastie right now
Girl 2: i know, how good are they...

Girl 3: id just kill for some Joy

by snakehastats November 15, 2009

Monkey Toaster

a hairy male that is very hot as in heat so don't get the wrong idea you big perv.

My boyfriend is a monkey toaster he kept me warm all night long.

by penis love96 June 20, 2011

Brazilian Toaster

When sexual intercourse occurs in a stand up tanning bed.
Bonus points: Coitus in laying down tanning beds (yes while closed). EXTRA BONUS POINTS: Contracting AIDs from the sorry excuse of a human who is tanning with you.

Those oompa-lumpas from Jersey Shore were the originators of the BRAZILIAN TOASTER.

by slutface1 October 23, 2012

sloppy toaster

When a man engages in anal sex with a woman who has not cleaned there nether area before hand.Which then continues to insert the penis into the vagina without cleaning it.

Person 1:Dude did you hear about John's sloppy toaster with alexa
Person 2:Yeah I did dude,and its totally gross.

by Cowboy On the Road December 21, 2013

firmly toasted

To Smoke weed to the point where your soo high, You start saying random ish, or just sit there staring into space.

"The twins and I went over to Marks house and got firmly toasted on the couch."

by Dblack Saturn February 3, 2015

shit toaster

A receptacle in which to place your fuck waffle, promptly before fucking fucking off.

How about you put your fuck waffle in your shit toaster, and fuck off.

by Donut_mro July 12, 2015