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to slip the turnip

when one’s conscious abilities are altered into delirium due to oodles (a great quantity) of alcoholic beverages.
to slip the turnip ex. “God! Zoe really slipped the turnip when she started throwing cuscus out the apartment window in Morocco.”
by Dolores Harrell July 27, 2022
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Slip Slap

The Slip Slap is when a male while receiving head (perferably while standing) slips his cock out of the mouth and slaps the female in the face.
"Dude, the other night i did the Slip Slap on a girl and she actually enjoyed it."
by Pinokatoke August 9, 2012
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slip him a lobster

Tim: Aw fuck i failed the test
Derek: no worries mate, just slip him a lobster and he will let you pass
by bosss1244222 December 8, 2013
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The Shanghai Slip and Slide

A variation of the slip and slide see urban dictionaryslip and slide’ where the girl, while on top, pulls out a bunch of wet noodles and surprise slaps them across the other persons face yelling ‘Ni Hao, bitch!’.
Last night Barbara and I were doing the slip and slide and she whipped out The Shanghai slip and slide variation!
by 2moist4u. June 14, 2024
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House slips

Ay bro, did you see jonny's new house slips?
by Teddy Ray August 28, 2016
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slip n slide

The process of microstructure deformation here atomic bonds break, atoms move, and bonds reform at new positions.
"Y-Yamete stop banging my piece of metal!! I'm so m-malleable you're bending me all over the place!!" The piece of iron screamed in pleasure. His atoms were shoved around like a game of dodgeball, becoming permanently altered as the other piece of metal forced through his atomic bonds. It was a sensual game of slip n slide between sexually active atoms.

"Ngh!" The iron yelped. "C-Chotto matte!"
by Dick Chomper 42069 July 23, 2023
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Autocorrect Slip

It's like a Freudian slip, but it's specifically when autocorrect changes what you typed to say something revealing or true.
*texting*
Person 1: Brant is so shifty.
Person 2: Shifty is a good way to describe him.
Person 1: Oh, did it autocorrect to shifty? I typed shitty... But he is shifty af.
Person 2: Hahaha autocorrect slip.
by DJradiotic February 7, 2020
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