Hot Thumping

When one's heart is breaking into a thousand delicate, yet beautiful sakura petals, scattered on the bittersweet wind of lost love.

My heart... it's... hot thumping... come back to me... please... I'll... never forget you... dot dot dot...

by 6of1 February 27, 2009

Hot as a stove

In sexuality, when a girl is horny, resulting in having her sexual organ over-heated.

Riki: Hi Mattia, how was your date yesterday night?
Mattia: Oh god, she was hot as a stove, but you know, I'm a wanker and I didn't put the spoon in the pot.

by bARMAn78 September 26, 2008

Hot Zester

A very smelly fart. It can be loud or silent, but it is always very potent.

John dropped a hot zester and a flock of birds fell out of the sky

by Dr. Peanuts December 17, 2008

club hot

Someone who is more attractive in a night club.

Matthew is tall and blonde, he is in the ultimate in club hot.

by JimmyB91 October 10, 2014

Hot jerk

Verb: After one returns from being outside in the cold, one then proceeds to run their hands under scalding hot water, and then begins to masturbate

Dude, after I shoveled the snow I rewarded myself with a hot jerk

by Zacharees73 February 10, 2015

Hot Smurf

A gastrointestinal puff of wind so hot that it achieves a blue hue.

I'm gonna hot smurf on your baby if you don't let me eat the last cheetoh.
Hot smurfing is not just my gluten intolerance, but a way of life.

by Hot Smurf September 2, 2016

Hot Armpit

When you just got fucked in the armpit, good and hard. RAW. NO LUBE.

"I Just gave that dude a crazy Hot Armpit in the bathroom."

by BIGE33 December 11, 2016