titting about

Messing around, not getting anything done. Typically used in place of "procrastinating".

"I haven't got anything to do today. I guess I'll just be titting about on the Internet."

"Quit titting about and get some fucking work done."

by Fuqmin April 28, 2014

tits on the ceiling

Dome shaped light mounts fixated to ceilings, commonly found in hallways, basements, living rooms, and some bedrooms.

Also the beginning verse of a forgotten rap song.

"Hey Abbey, nice tits on the ceiling!"

"Omg did you see Lauren's two tits on the ceiling?"

by HammieG January 27, 2017

sweater tits

Very hairy breasts.

I can't go out tonight, I gotta get my sweater tits waxed...they're getting out of control.

by Sweatertitz December 25, 2016

tit nibler

A man, or women who enjoys nibbling on tits

Yo don't be a tit nibler to Sam

by ballernipples June 14, 2010

bisquit tits

Tits with a nice buttery complexion

What's up bisquit tits? You gonna let me make some bisquits and gravy?

by Truck Spellbinder May 19, 2014

TIT mobile

A tit mobile is a car that has feelings and likes to "drink". The tit mobiles theme song invovles the driver whispering "GOO TITT GOOO" while the passengers sing other titty songs. Tit mobiles often come in the form of PT cruisers.

" Hey wanna take a ride in the tit mobile"

" Yea! Gooo tit goooo!"

by LetchBeetch January 22, 2010

tit-scan

A name you call someone who is completely incompetent and ridiculous, and idiotic. You are in essence calling someone a mammogram, which is also ridiculous. This is a term that can be used very often, in many situations.

In addition to being an insult, it can also be used as a friendly greeting among buddies or co-workers.

This term will give your friends a good laugh if used with sincerity, as in the examples below.

Tit-scan may also be modified to:
tit-scanner (noun)
tit-scanned (past tense verb)
tit-scanning (being verb)

"Shut up you lil' tit-scan!!!"

"You are such a lil' tit-scan!"

"Hey tit-scan! Let's go to lunch and hold hands."

"Yeah, I dumped him, he was such a tit-scan."

"You tit-scanning butt-face! Get out of here!"

"Your Uncle Roy's new wife is such a tit-scanner. Get her outa the family tree quick."

"Stop tit-scanning and get your head back in the game."

"She totally tit-scanned you my friend."

by oshkoshgetoverit March 12, 2009