by Truck Spellbinder May 19, 2014
Get the bisquit titsmug. A name you call someone who is completely incompetent and ridiculous, and idiotic. You are in essence calling someone a mammogram, which is also ridiculous. This is a term that can be used very often, in many situations.
In addition to being an insult, it can also be used as a friendly greeting among buddies or co-workers.
This term will give your friends a good laugh if used with sincerity, as in the examples below.
Tit-scan may also be modified to:
tit-scanner (noun)
tit-scanned (past tense verb)
tit-scanning (being verb)
In addition to being an insult, it can also be used as a friendly greeting among buddies or co-workers.
This term will give your friends a good laugh if used with sincerity, as in the examples below.
Tit-scan may also be modified to:
tit-scanner (noun)
tit-scanned (past tense verb)
tit-scanning (being verb)
"Shut up you lil' tit-scan!!!"
"You are such a lil' tit-scan!"
"Hey tit-scan! Let's go to lunch and hold hands."
"Yeah, I dumped him, he was such a tit-scan."
"You tit-scanning butt-face! Get out of here!"
"Your Uncle Roy's new wife is such a tit-scanner. Get her outa the family tree quick."
"Stop tit-scanning and get your head back in the game."
"She totally tit-scanned you my friend."
"You are such a lil' tit-scan!"
"Hey tit-scan! Let's go to lunch and hold hands."
"Yeah, I dumped him, he was such a tit-scan."
"You tit-scanning butt-face! Get out of here!"
"Your Uncle Roy's new wife is such a tit-scanner. Get her outa the family tree quick."
"Stop tit-scanning and get your head back in the game."
"She totally tit-scanned you my friend."
by oshkoshgetoverit March 12, 2009
Get the tit-scanmug. to fuck strait on into the chest plate, with your erect meat, much to the suprise of the unsuspecting girl; with the goal of knocking the wind out of the lovely lady
by tit slamer January 17, 2009
Get the tit slammug. by ballernipples June 14, 2010
Get the tit niblermug. Dude Lisa Ann's hammer tits are insane.!!
-Ya, she flopped em all over my face last weekend, they really nailed me if you know what I mean!!
-Ya, she flopped em all over my face last weekend, they really nailed me if you know what I mean!!
by HammerTitties January 13, 2016
Get the Hammer Titsmug. When you touch the tit with any object. Hand, penis, face, brick, knife. As long as it touches the tit, you're good.
Can be a man's tit or a woman's tit.
Can be a man's tit or a woman's tit.
Person one: Yo, dude! Heard that one guy got laid last night.
Person two: Yeah, apparently all he had to do was the tit touch and she was down and ready to fuck.
Person two: Yeah, apparently all he had to do was the tit touch and she was down and ready to fuck.
by aawuhua123 June 14, 2017
Get the the tit touchmug. usually a young girl that sometimes travels in packs that drinks way too much at clubs then uses her breasts and other feminine wiles in an attempt to receive free drinks, line privileges, attention, gifts or essentially whatever she wants. The combination of excess alcohol and clothing that is way too tight results in the raised pitch of the girls voice which causes a certain screechiness resulting in the receivers loss of hearing and weakened will to deny "screechy tits" whatever it is she is demanding
by FatStab June 3, 2014
Get the screechy titsmug.