tit-scan

A name you call someone who is completely incompetent and ridiculous, and idiotic. You are in essence calling someone a mammogram, which is also ridiculous. This is a term that can be used very often, in many situations.

In addition to being an insult, it can also be used as a friendly greeting among buddies or co-workers.

This term will give your friends a good laugh if used with sincerity, as in the examples below.

Tit-scan may also be modified to:
tit-scanner (noun)
tit-scanned (past tense verb)
tit-scanning (being verb)
"Shut up you lil' tit-scan!!!"

"You are such a lil' tit-scan!"

"Hey tit-scan! Let's go to lunch and hold hands."

"Yeah, I dumped him, he was such a tit-scan."

"You tit-scanning butt-face! Get out of here!"

"Your Uncle Roy's new wife is such a tit-scanner. Get her outa the family tree quick."

"Stop tit-scanning and get your head back in the game."

"She totally tit-scanned you my friend."
by oshkoshgetoverit March 12, 2009
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bisquit tits

Tits with a nice buttery complexion
What's up bisquit tits? You gonna let me make some bisquits and gravy?
by Truck Spellbinder May 20, 2014
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tit nibler

A man, or women who enjoys nibbling on tits
Yo don't be a tit nibler to Sam
by ballernipples June 12, 2010
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sweater tits

I can't go out tonight, I gotta get my sweater tits waxed...they're getting out of control.
by Sweatertitz December 26, 2016
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tits on the ceiling

Dome shaped light mounts fixated to ceilings, commonly found in hallways, basements, living rooms, and some bedrooms.

Also the beginning verse of a forgotten rap song.
"Hey Abbey, nice tits on the ceiling!"

"Omg did you see Lauren's two tits on the ceiling?"
by HammieG January 28, 2017
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mint tits

A combination of the word 'Mint', from the Geordie dialect (Newcastle upon Tyne, England) used to describe things as "great/awesome/impressive", with the popular word 'Tits', used to describe a woman's breasts.

'Mint Tits' is used to describe a fantastic or super awesome pair of breasts. You can also use the term Titties'.
"Did you see that lass on the beach today? Wearing the white bikini... She had mint tits"

"Wow!! Dem some Mint Titties!!"
by Larry2017 August 10, 2017
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Tit Snow

When you do a line of coke off of a girl's tits.
Hey bro, have you tried Tit Snow yet?
by secretme5 April 13, 2011
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