Telebot

A "Telebot" is one of those annoying answering machines that require you to press endless buttons to be able to speak to some one.

A "Telebot" will answer the number you called and say: "For English press 1, for Spanish press 2, to report a strange thing press 4, to have a nice day press 5, to listen to the last 7 options and turn your head and cough press 6, to press 7 press 7, to wonder why you bothered calling in the first place press 8, to press 0 press 9, to speak to a Representative call this number again and listen very carefully because there is a secret message to decipher about what I am wearing right now. Thank you for calling. Goodbye."

by Ciitzen Detainee April 25, 2013

Telefapic

Masturbation with your mind

I had my hands full so I mastered being Telefapic

by ThaJosh May 5, 2013

teleswap

v. to text or call someone who has just given you their phone number, for the purposes of giving him/her your phone number/contact information. Note: the practice of speaking the first phone number aloud is also a key facet in the process of teleswapping.

n. the practice of texting/calling someone to exchange numbers/contact information.

Sifl: "Hey, let's exchange numbers. I'll get a pen."
Ollie: "No need for a pen - just tell me your number and we'll teleswap."
Sifl: "Cool, here it is - 415-867-5309."
Ollie: "Cool."
Sifl: "Hold up, someone's calling me...man, who is that? I don't recognize the number."
Ollie: "Dude, that's my number - we just teleswapped."
Sifl: "So THAT'S what that's called!"

by morganfreemason June 13, 2012

Telekeyboardisis

The ability to type the same things at the same time during Chat with another person multiple times repeated.

Tom 9:58:12am: Hey Jerry we should go to the movies today!
Jerry 9:58:12am:Hey Tom we should go to the movies today!
Tom 10:00:20am: Oh god I think we have telekeyboardisis!
Jerry 10:00:20am: Oh god I think we have telekeyboardisis!

by THELOSTWATCH May 28, 2013

telebone

1.To have intense phone sex.

2. To crank call your friend and have them completely fall for it.

" have you talked to that kinky bitch,Amanda, recently"
" hell yea, I can't wait to telebone her again tonight."

" I can't believe Ryan fell for my crank call"
" yeah you totally teleboned him."

by lookwhaticando May 29, 2013

Telemundo voice

When someone of Hispanic descent speaks in a surprisingly loud, deep voice-like on a Coca cola commercial on Telemundo there's a lot of fast, semi loud Spanish that I cant understand-then in a very loud deep voice you will hear "Coca Cola"-then some more indecipherable Spanish.

Bro Im right next to you-no telemundo voice necessary.

by Wacky Rich October 26, 2014

Teletubbie Drunk

When you get so drunk you turn the shade of Po. Then drink more and turn into Tinky Winky.

Brah, you're teletubbie drunk right now.

by Azink November 27, 2014