techsy

The ability to attract attention by owning the latest techno gadget.

"Women never noticed him before, but last night at the party all the women were gathered around him and his new iphone. They find him techsy."

by Buffalo Dave January 2, 2009

techstacy

the feeling of ecstacy after getting the latest tech gadget

George was in sheer techstacy after getting his new Android Bionic phone.

by dichlong September 29, 2011

Tech Editor

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Eric Franks
One who reviews items of a technical nature.

Let us have the Tech Editor review the camcorder.

by Amanda Huggenkish December 31, 2003

tech spec

A Technical Specialist, e.g. A Computer Programmer

'The Tech Spec Came Round Today To Fix The Computer'

by 100walrus December 29, 2006

techietard

One who is completely lacking technology knowledge.

Dude, can't you even send a text message? You are such a techietard!

Or

I have never met anyone so techietarded, the keyboard has to be plugged into the PC for it to work, okay?!

by kayodei December 23, 2007

techdependant

When a person all the time relies on other people instead of reading the manual or help section to help figure out a tech device.

This is the forth time this week. You have to stop being so techdependant. The power button is on the front of the device, yes, remember, push it in with your finger, then release.

My phone has a camera and a Bluetooth and I can get email and listen to music, I just wanted a cell phone. Not to be so techdependant but could you show me how to use all those?

by When a line is not a line. August 19, 2009

Tech disabled

State of someone who, on a temporary or permanent basis, has lost access to a modern means of communication.

I lost my mobile phone and my laptop, I'm tech disabled.

I'm planning a trip to the Gobi Desert, but I will be tech disabled there.

by Epsylon April 15, 2010