by colbyzach September 27, 2021
Get the tail boardingmug. Similar to downhill skiing, a girl grabs a genital on both sides of her and preceds to jerk them of like she was skiing. The dolphin tail Is the same thing but she adds her feet into it so she’s jerking another dude off with her feet.
Dude! Last night me, Billy, and Leroy had this girl doing the dolphin tail on us. It was so sexy we all nutted whithin 2 minuets.
by OfficiallyRealFunny May 17, 2018
Get the Dolphin Tailmug. The mating call of a rare bird that inhabits the car engine. Identified by a loud screeching sound upon ignition (not to be confused by a worn out engine belt)
"Did you know that your car is making a loud screeching noise?"
"Yes, I think it's a red-tail piston bopper.
It's a mating call."
"Yes, I think it's a red-tail piston bopper.
It's a mating call."
by Flighty January 31, 2019
Get the red-tail piston boppermug. by Abby Dude February 5, 2018
Get the Thistle tailmug. What an anxious/impatient youngster would logically want to know in instances when his parent promises a certain action/food/relief/entertainment "in two shakes of a lamb's tail".
Cranky child: "Are we there yet?!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"
by QuacksO July 10, 2024
Get the But how often does the lamb shake its tail?!mug. by queen_ofspades January 17, 2018
Get the Tuff Tailmug. Often confused with the Colombian necktie, this is where the tongue of an individual is cut and placed sticking out of their rectum.
Person 1:They found out tony was snitching, and gave him a Laotian rat tail.
Person 2:Is that where they slit your throat and pull your tongue through.
Person 1: Nah it’s where they cut your tongue off and place it sticking out yo ass. Kinda like it sticking its tongue out at you.
Person 2: Uh, my bad.
Person 2:Is that where they slit your throat and pull your tongue through.
Person 1: Nah it’s where they cut your tongue off and place it sticking out yo ass. Kinda like it sticking its tongue out at you.
Person 2: Uh, my bad.
by Glok November 13, 2018
Get the Laotian rat tailmug.