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Chasing Tail 

The time-honored Dixieland tradition of tying bottle rockets to the tails of moo cows. This tradition, known by many names such as Firemilk, Paddy Bang, and yes also Chasing Tail, is enjoyed throughout much of the Southland.
Wife: I overheard my husband say he was planning on chasing tail tonight. Is he going to cheat on me?

Husband's wingman: Absolutely not. It's totally about cows.
Chasing Tail by Melder_Recorder March 29, 2009

tailspin 

A loss of emotional control sometimes resulting in emotional collapse.
She’d been going to therapy to try to stop these
kinds of tailspins.
tailspin by Osiba June 27, 2015

gecko tail 

The thin part of a turd, resembling a gecko's tail,
that forms because of an abrupt contraction of the
sphincter (usually induced by fright) during
defecation.
John makes a gecko tail if his
wife knocks on the toilet door
when he is having a wank while
discharging faeces.
gecko tail by Donderdag Manne July 31, 2008
Another (better) reference for the ATV "mongoose" in Halo 3
Dude, forget the Warthog! Jump on the Rat-Tail!!
Rat-Tail by sik 2v February 5, 2010
Rhis is when you have a penis and you push it in between your legs and make it look like a tail. then someone gives you a wedgie and when your penis hurts who ever gave you the wedgie has to now give you a blowjob.(works better with a big penis)
When i was iwth my friends they payed me and my friends 20$ each to tail each other. So first i got tailed and it hurt, but then i had to tail him and he has such a hairy rod, balls, gooch, and ass so right when he cummed they held me down and he stuck his ass in my face. and this is tailing
tailing by wedgie June 20, 2007

tailigation 

dude we got some serious tailigation going on
tailigation by you wish September 12, 2004