Seismic salad toss

The act of BBW women bouncing her ass on your tongue in such a rhythmic motion that it looks as though there are seismic waves on the surface of her posterior.

Sentence: "When I Seismic Salad Tossed Tiffany it was like a 9.8 magnitude earthquake on her buttcheeks"

by GenralGrave July 8, 2015

This is for all the Tostitos

To ruin a great moment with a horrible pun. The phrase spoke directly before the needle scratches across the record.

Brent Musberger uttered, "This is for ALL the tostitos." just before the winning kick in the BCS championship.

by Jasonthe29th January 13, 2011

Salad Tossing

When you spread another man's ass-cheeks apart and then bury your face in his hairy,sweaty ass-crackthen you lick & tongue-fuck his tight,twitching ass-hole

"want your salad tossed?","toss my salad you muther-fuckin' ass-licker!","You salad tossing faggot!"

by Titokf3 March 6, 2008

pish-tosh

A phrase commonly used to scoff at some one or something; disbelief; A condescending interjection.

Mel: We're going to the movies, do you want to come?
Bruce: Pish-tosh!

by Zach May 31, 2004

toss salad

what Martha Stewart teaches you how to do on her show.

I watched Martha Stewart Living this morning. She taught me how to toss a salad.

by HappyHenry35 June 29, 2004

Whack-n-toss

What macs should be called because your supposed to beat the shit out of it after seing how shitty it is.

I just got a new mac and I tossed it out the window.

by Assholes Inc. August 9, 2003

tossed

verb; discarded - Generally used in the context of "thrown away" or "tossed into the garbage."

"I tossed the old mouse for my computer - it wasn't working worth sh*t."

by William Santa May 13, 2005