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Thompson Tube

A phallic everyday object that is being used as a sex toy and is accidentally left out in a suggestive location not usually associated with the object (ie. carrot at bedside, banana in bathroom)

If spotted, the owner usually makes up some wild but lucid excuse as for why it is resting there, as he has had to explain himself before.

Others knowingly call these Thompson Tubes.
"Why is there a frozen corn dog hiding amongst his Girls Gone Wild DVDs?"

"Must be a Thompson Tube."

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by BurnThatBridge October 1, 2009
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thumbass

someone who texts while driving
some thumbass drove off a bridge and drowned the other day.
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True queen of England. Has the power to make you feel shitty just by smiling.
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"well it's not exactly a 'max thompson, but i guess 10 inches is ok.
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bible-thumper

a fundamentalist christian who aggressively pushes their beliefs on others
I believe in god but I'm not a bible-thumper.
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