Greasing the Pole

Verb. The act ejaculating on an erect penis. Can be a solo endeavor, but usually follows anal missionary sex. See also; Painting the Shaft , and Buttered Sausage.

Gay biker Dave enjoys greasing the pole after he’s done butt-fucking ol’ Gare-Bear.

by Grundlethunder October 22, 2025

pole milk

Semen. Sperm. Spunk.

Janet likes the taste of Justin's pole milk.

Justin delivered a sample of his pole milk to the urologist after his vasectomy.

by ElSpoonage March 31, 2018

Pole Patch

The international symbol for homosexuality, used by homo's world wide to symbol that their mouth has a distinct taste for pole

Wow... Gian actually has a Pole Patch... No wonder his facebook doesn't give a sexual preference.

by Todd the destroyer June 15, 2011

Puff Pole

A pole puffer is someone engaging in the activity pole puffing. Pole on pole action, or just a pole fiddler.

Oi wizzle get over here and puff my pole, shit off ste you fat nerd i dont puff pole you nonce.

by Lethal Wizzle 1995 November 5, 2019

north pole status

When something or somewhere is really really really cold. Almost as if you were in the North Pole

The classroom was north pole status, I needed 3 sweatshirts and a blanket.

by Tara Sugimoto September 4, 2013

pole management

The ability of an individual to make a male penis ejaculate properly within a respectful time frame.

Wow dude she exercised great pole management last night after the party. I was able to get to sleep early!

by Goohlevich April 7, 2016

Dr Pole

Someone who has poo breath, like a sewer.

"Blimey, has someone let one off?" "No, it's his breath. He is a Dr Pole."

by RamboNAN September 7, 2025