Clam Slammer

A lady-person who enjoys "slamming" or stimulating via touch, her "clam" aka her vag; snatch; gash; pikachu.

Also, the female version of a "Ham slammer."

Kelly: "What you doin' today, Bea?"

Bea: "Oh, you know, just slammin' the clam."

Kelly: "You're a clam slammer too? That's awesome!

by Gossip Who August 7, 2009

Frozen Clam

When you eat out a girl with an ice cube in your mouth. The vagina sucks the ice cube in then spits it back out into your mouth. This can be done many times until the ice cube melts.

ice cube + mouth + vagina = Frozen Clam

by master v June 2, 2008

clam fighting

Lesbians clam fight as they dont have the necessary equipment. It is the same thing as scissor sisters

do u wona fight? il bash u in with my tough clam.... yeh ... lets do some clam fighting, just open ur legs and relax.

by GnD May 30, 2006

clam crotch

When your "vagina" smells something like Ray Davis's crotch.

Haha after banging that guy soo much you have CLAM CROTCH!

by Big steve July 23, 2003

clam up

Like tea bagging, but when a girl does it, ie a passed out young man has a photo taken with a woman's naked vulva on his face.

OMG, he got so wasted last night and Vickie said that she was going to clam up, and she totally clammed him up. Check out the photo on Flickr!

by Cal952qCal February 27, 2009

clam jumping

Definition 1: When a bunch of dirty skanks jump out of an airplane, and they have a bunch of dirty coochies and their parachutes are hanging from their clits.

Definition 2: When a girl uses her vagina curtain as a chute after jumping off a building or cliff. The equivalent of base jumping. Also see: vagina curtain

Example 1: Jennifer, Chloe, and Mary went clam jumping last weekend. Their chutes got tangled, and tore out their vaginas. Ouch!

Example 2: Beth went clam jumping off the Empire State Building by using her vagina curtain as a chute.

by Retard Clan June 4, 2008

clam

the epitomy of all that is cool.

My potota is clam bam thank you ma'am... would you like to see it?

by Rod Bruce April 18, 2008