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Tain't

Vulgar term for the perineum, the area of skin rich in nerve endings that is located below the anus (the opening for bowel movements). For women, the perineum extends to the vaginal opening; for men it extends to the base of the testicles.

Because the perineum is so rich in nerve endings it often feels pleasing to have it touched or stroked. If one is comfortable with being touched on the perineum, its stimulation can be incorporated into a couple's lovemaking to further enhance sexual arousal.

To make stimulation smoother and more comfortable, it is often helpful to lubricate your fingers before stroking the perineum during lovemaking.

As long as the stimulation remains outside the body on the perineum, any type of lubricant (petroleum-base or water-base) will do.

However, because this kind of stimulation is often associated with insertion of the finger into the vagina or anus, or both, a water-base lubricant is recommended and preferred.
My tain't? One hundred percent pure bacon!
by Cervantesco January 19, 2006
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Tainaker

Tainaker is a word use in panama to describe a dog that has an undefined breed, a homeless dog that wonders the street.
Look at that dog,he sure is a tainaker.
by Danny V. August 5, 2006
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tainterator

A device used to cool the taint. They can be simply hovering your taint over an air conditioner or the fans in a tanning bed.
My taint was hot and sweaty before i put it over a tainterator.
by Teabagette May 4, 2005
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taintiperspirant

I was at the county fair this weekend and forgot to put on my taintiperspirant before putting on my jean skirt and running out the door. Boy was I sweaty eating my corn dog and almost mistook the smell for bad cornmeal.
by horetex September 25, 2010
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Taintitus

Taintitus: When your taint is sick AF and running a fever. Usually caused from biddie hoes.
Taintitus: When your taint is sick AF and running a fever. Usually caused from biddie hoes

Man: “Give me your hand.” Man puts hand on taint.

Woman: “ohh, that’s hot. You probably have taintinus!” -Doctor, MD
by Tainthandler July 7, 2018
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tainttoris

A term often used to describe an extremely sexually inexperienced woman. A reference to her not even having basic knowledge of her own sexual anatomy, especially the elusive clitoris.
My god, she’s such a tainttoris ! She probably just starfishes it while the brute goes to town on her!”
by Nwolcott August 24, 2023
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Tainus

The rear section of the Taint that is closest to the Anus.
Suzy concentrated on my Tainus and it blew my fucking mind dude.
by Rick James March 27, 2004
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