spaghetti monster

You have a spaghetti monster when your penis is too thin and too long that it can't get hard, wiggles like it's looking for it's meatballs. "

random person: "Wow its big!"
Drake: *wiggles wiggles*
random person: that's a whole new definition to spaghetti monster

by mew.ko February 23, 2024

Spaghetti face

When you're overzealously eating out a girl on her period, covering your face in a combination of vaginally juices and period blood clumps.

"Man, I didn't know my girl started the rag last night and when I was done eating her out I had some serious spaghetti face!"

by ItsUrkel March 3, 2024

spaghetti style

When you’re stuffing rope and she’s on her period

I was so gummied last night I hit it spaghetti style and had to buy her new sheets

by Kameron410 April 8, 2024

Spaghetti Wolf

Untrue information or false rumors; Cap

"I met the president yesterday."

"Spaghetti Wolf."

by Red Herring April 23, 2024

Spaghetti And Yogurt

the finest of the dishes, everyone loves it, all hail our almighty spaghetti and yogurt, specially toxt, toxt really loves spaghetti and yogurt

spaghetti and yogurt
yes, spaghetti and yogurt
all hail the spaghetti and yogurt

by imbetterthanuincallofduty May 21, 2024

Spaghetti Mess

A mess of cables, it can be any kind of cables or wires. Fiber, Coax, Ethernet, etc.

*Looking at network equipment rack*

"Whoever put this in really didn't care about what they were doing. This is a Spaghetti Mess."

by cam3lt0e! May 30, 2024

spaghetti American

Noun: derogatory: an Italian-American

Damn spaghetti Americans busted up my shop again

by Dingus McDumbass June 25, 2024