shrew stompers

Footwear worn with the intent of causing serious injury to small mammalian rodents.

...I see this shrew run into these shrubs. So I stood up, walked over to the shrubs and started stompin' around with my shrew stompers. I heard this high pitched shreak as my right shrew stomper came down on him. It wasn't dead though, so I looked around and sure enough, there was a cinder block. Well, being the highly evolved homo sapien that I am, I picked up the cinder block, moved my shrew stomper, and dropped the cinder block. The shreaking stopped after that. I looked toward the ocean, let out a BEEEEYAAAAAAAAY as I felt the cool ocean breeze blow my button up shirt back like a cape of glory. Then I went back to my seat and ashed in a walruses glass.

by Brandon Michael Hall October 11, 2007

bingo stamp

To involuntarily put a spot on your underwear with your feces.

<Walmart customer in check out line> Can you speed it up, I'm about to bingo stamp my underwear?!

by Mark Shackelford May 29, 2007

spomph

When one midget ejaculates on another midgets face

"I heard that little man over there got spomphed last night"

by Erik Matthews n shit April 18, 2008

Mushroom stamp

To leave an impression of ones penis on another persons skin(Face preferably). 2. To Dick slap.(really hard)

The hoe was back talkin so i mushroom stamped her across the forehead

by don weezy July 12, 2006

Stomped Out

To be beaten/pushed to the floor and for someone/people to kick you into unconsciousness. (Usually in the head)

Rochelle: Ayo, did you see them niggaz split that poor white boys wig last night?

Shaniqua: Hell yeah girl, he got mu'fukin stomped OUT!

by East-New-York00121 January 7, 2011

V-Stamp

Exhuberantly thrusting your pelvic area with the objective of coming into contact with all inanimate, or animate, objects whilst squealing in drunken glee.

Jessie sure v-stamped the shit outta my leg!!!

by m4star January 25, 2010

Flying Mushroom Stamp

The act of forcing someone to kneel down (have them stand if they are much shorter than you), then removing all your clothes, and getting to a good distance. Once you have achieved the desired distance, you then run and jump, swinging your hips causing the head of your penis to slap them in the face, leaving a bright red imprint shaped like a mushroom.

Please exercise extreme caution when performing the Flying Mushroom Stamp. Serious injury may (and often will) occur.

I performed the Flying Mushroom Stamp on that bitch, dawg!

by Kaj Darkwind May 16, 2010