Spray Can Sexy

A Person who is sooooo hott that it looks like there body was spray painted on a canvas(because it is Perfect),usually a girl,but some guys can be Spray can sexy as well.

Damn, she is spray can sexy!She got a hott booty!!!!

by J May 13, 2005

Sorry, I've been reading Sarah Dessen

When someone says something romantic as a joke, and you take it way to deeply; a symptom that occurs while/after reading a book by Sarah Dessen.

Ryan: Hahaha girl u funny, i love you!
Julie: Oh Ryan! I love you too! My heart yearns for you with a burning passion! i would walk thru fire for you!
Ryan: Ummm... i was just...
Julie: Oh. Sorry, I've been reading Sarah Dessen!

by CrazyCatWads August 3, 2011

whiney whiney feel sorry for me

Aaron.

by Anonymous April 18, 2003

Spray

Hitting a golf ball all over the fuckin' place like Hyland

I'd pull my driver out but I'd spray it all over the place

by Wayne-OHHHHHHHH October 1, 2008

Sperry Fairy

A phrase often used to designate the preppy, douchey, entitled, often "Sperry Top-Sider" wearing, dickholes of North-Eastern descent, who are huge pussy bitches. It is not uncommon for these douchenozzle's to be seen paring their "Vineyard Vines" attire, or their American Flag short shorts, with a pair of "Sperry Top-Siders". All in all, if you encounter one of these kooks, proceed to flee the area, or jump his ass with your fellow tube rider's. It should also be noted that these little pixie boy's do not charge, and have no ability whatsoever to Shred the Gnar.

3 students from Boston College have the following conversation

Bro 1: Bro did you check Surfline today?!? Lowers is totally firing back home! Tubes and Hacks for days Brah!

Bro 2: No way Brudda! Sounds Gnarly! We'd totally be charging it right now! Cant wait to jet home Friday!

Sperry Fairy: Ummm... Excuse me sir?? We are currently inhabiting civilization within the North-Eastern most expanse of the United States of America. In turn, I have the pleasure of informing you that we "refined" individuals refrain from using the word, umm.... "Gnarly", good day now.

by TheJuicebox December 16, 2013

monkey spray

A type of spray that is used on monkeys.

Also smells like a monkey, and cost $3.50

Can you go buy me some monkey spray?

by monkey101 January 4, 2009

sperrys

Sperrys are the "wanna be" version of top siders. They're only like 50 bucks and are extremely uncomfortable. Those who wear them refuse to acknowledge the pain because they are so desperate to convey the preppy boater look. Those who actually wear top siders for their intended purpose know the best brands and like to keep it that way because they are the genuine people who the top sider supporters aspire to be.

Hahahahah, you wear sperrys

by Anon Anforth griffen January 2, 2008