Shitter than Lightning

When something diabolical has happened, in real life, this term helps fellow Mario Kart players know the seriousness of the situation.

Something worse than "shitter than lava", can only happen after Shitter than Lava has struck once. Shitter than Lightning can strike twice in the same place.

Mate, your car crash was shitter than lava. But the way the insurance dealt with it - was shitter than lightning.

by kevlagnu June 8, 2010

spitting cobra

penis
more specifically a penis in the act of ejaculating

"I showed her my spitting cobra"

by myghee July 3, 2005

Spittle

When you ejaculate enough to spit from the penis area.

Bill: Yo are you really dating Amy now?
Joe: Yeah, why?
Bill: I heard she let Terry spittle on her face last month.

by Nacca Flacka Flame June 13, 2010

shitter

jerk or pain in the ass

well the fuckin' thing was heading fright for my face so i hit that shitter out of the sky with a tennis racket

by kid October 12, 2003

Vulnerable Shitter

Some person in the act of shitting and is walked in on and is proceeded to be filmed and showed to people who thinks he/she is the shit.

That Vulnerable shitter slapped his pee pee on the resaurant table and proceeded to ejaculate all over the place with no remorse.

by The aaaaaaa March 6, 2003

Mother Shitter

What Derrek yells when he trips

*Derrek is walking and trips on a crack*---->:"Ahh! you Mother Shitter!"

by Blackstarlink182 July 1, 2003

Spitter

A person who spams people using twitter, using a combination of the words "spam" and "twitter."

I blocked her because she wasn't a real person, she was just a spitter.

by Momma Mary October 12, 2008