spit shined

An object that is most likely brighter than your future.
That man spit shined his shoes till they were brighter than my balls dipped in Vaseline.
by Booty Warri0r January 07, 2016
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Spitting Ink

When someone’s lying you say “your spitting ink
by Your printing July 21, 2019
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Spit Chungus

Drinking game popular in China where two players spit on each other until a player taps out.
“Those two guys over there are playing Spit Chungus! Let’s join in”
by JoshATLdemon January 14, 2025
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Spit Chungus

It is a game played between two people in which both participants compete to accumulate the most spit on the other person's body.
Most commonly initiated by one participant against the other participant's knowledge, and once it has become apparent then both engage in the game.
The game lasts until one player decides to call a truce, in which the other player is awarded as winner of Spit Chungus.
Person 1: Dude, why is there spit all over my shoes?

Person 2: Spit Chungus! Try to beat that...
by NoshyCap January 12, 2025
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Very similar to the blumpkin dip tower of doom, the Shmear spit tower of discharge has some minor changes:

Two women and one man in a port-o-potty,

One female sits on toilet and shits while the man eats her box,

The other female stands behind the man and quad finger bangs his poophole,

Both females then hack phlegm (the thick mucus secreted in the respiratory passages and discharged through the mouth) onto the male participants back.
While this fantastic orgy is occuring, both females hold one hand as high as they can to emulate the Space Needle.

When both females are done ejaculating, it is encouraged to leave the boy laying in the port-o-john and walk away.
Elaine: "Yo that sloppy boy is laying fetal in the grass! Let's go draw on him!!"
Leigh: "Fuck that there's a portopotty, let's Shmear spit needle of discharge the shit out of him"

Elaine: "You always come up with the best ideas, I'll meet you in there, gotta grab the finger lube."
by spitneedle August 19, 2012
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spitting glue

Spitting glue is an informal term of ejaculating, otherwise known as cumming or as releasing the california condor back into the wild.
Craig: Goddamn my guy, yesterday i was spitting glue to the charmin bears all day!

Jeff: What the fuck?
by cummywummiesinmytummy February 18, 2021
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Spit on Gingro Month

Have you wanted to spit on a Gingro all your life, but you're just to scared because you are afraid off getting ginger disease. It's ok, you can now for a entire month of time spit on a Gingro r without any

consequences.
Yeah, it is spit on Gingro days. "Aw shit a Gingro" shöööpuh, hehe I just spat on a gingro. It's so sad I can only do this for a month a year. Spit on Gingro Month
by Fluffyseat October 21, 2019
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