loan shark

loan shark
n. Informal
One who lends money at exorbitant interest rates, especially one financed and supported by an organized crime network.

If you don't repay the loan shark you'll end up at the bodum of the river.

by Alz July 18, 2004

loan shark

A money lender who loans money to desperate borrowers at ridiculous terms, and uses criminal means to intimidate the money back from the borrower if they can't get the interest back.

The loan shark broke Peter's knees when he couldn't cough up $100.

by ke6isf July 19, 2004

loan shark

someone who loans out money, usually short-term, at extortionate interest rates. Consequences of non-payment can be physically severe.

Jimmy the loan shark sent over two goons to collect the vig.

by Loopy July 20, 2004

sleep shark

1. to short shrift sleep. Sleep sharking, like borrowing from a loan shark, carries a high future price in terms of morale, clarity, energy, and creativity.

2. sharking a sleeping woman. Sexual assault Japanese style.

1. I sleep sharked to meet the deadline but felt pessimistic and lifeless afterwards.

2. Sneaking up on the girl in Harajuku station, he sleep sharked her while his friend videotaped her startled reaction as she awoke realizing that someone had exposed her breasts.

by Bruthzoo December 25, 2008

fresh water shark

Euphemism for feces. The product of a heat spike when left in a wet environment such as the bowl or a body of water. When left in a dry surrounding, known as a ‘lawn trout’.

Some fucker left a fresh water shark in the bowl.
John is sure to watch out for fresh water sharks when water skiing.

by The Steiny August 28, 2007

man eating exploding shark

The most dangerous of all sea creatures, they'll either eat you, send cartilaginous, toothy shrapnel through your vital organs, or just bite off your arm and then blow you up. Nobody knows what evolutionary advantage is attained by exploding when angry, but it sure does hurt.

If the pirañas don't skeletonize you, the man eating exploding sharks sure will.

by Bioguy October 11, 2011

carve a shark

When you have a bowel movement that replicates the shape of a shark. ie. pinching it off to make a pointy end like a shark face swimming in your toilet bowl.

Dude, after eating that burrito, I have to go carve a shark!!

by Smyleegirl13 August 14, 2017